Could this train journey get any worse

So I'm hungover as you like, having to travel to London today on the train to see her indoors's mother and a packed train has already started the journey off badly.

I then finally get a seat and what happens? I'm joined by a bunch of scum fans on their merry way to Spurs singing, laughing, joking ect.

Advice on how to make it through without killing one / all of them appreciated.

Many thanks.

get on it...!! it's the only way.....