So imagine this.
You are about to drop the kids off at the pool. Your pants are round your ankles and you haven't so much got a mole at the counter as a Dachshund emerging from a cave when all of a sudden you feel steady vibrations and not the sort you have to resort to when Arsenal are playing at home. Your phone is going. Foolishly you pull it from your pocket and it is the one call you HAVE to take all day, a busy client who is hard to reach but usually earns you boat loads of cash. Do you APPLY THE BRAKES, risking chafing, raging Emmas later the week and a nasty wipe in order to take the call? Or do you leave the phone ringing and drop the bomb?
Things to factor in:
If you are in the work Kermit and there is more than one trap there is a good chance someone will enter and you will be forever exposed as an office poo-er. Never good especially if you are pebble-dashing or indulging in chemical warfare.
How good is your control? Can you be sure to put the bullet back in the barrel or will your most important client hear a tell-tale splash? An additional risk here is wind.
Length of expected call. A one minute call where all you have to do is say "yes" may be acceptable but a long one is bound to lead to the tell tale signs of a large portion of bangers and mash being dropped in to the rusty gravy.
And no one wants to hear straining. Ever.
On the other hand the call could be the difference between being able to take little Tarquin and Emma on Safari instead of a long weekend at Butlins.
Do you play brown roulette? Well?
You are about to drop the kids off at the pool. Your pants are round your ankles and you haven't so much got a mole at the counter as a Dachshund emerging from a cave when all of a sudden you feel steady vibrations and not the sort you have to resort to when Arsenal are playing at home. Your phone is going. Foolishly you pull it from your pocket and it is the one call you HAVE to take all day, a busy client who is hard to reach but usually earns you boat loads of cash. Do you APPLY THE BRAKES, risking chafing, raging Emmas later the week and a nasty wipe in order to take the call? Or do you leave the phone ringing and drop the bomb?
Things to factor in:
If you are in the work Kermit and there is more than one trap there is a good chance someone will enter and you will be forever exposed as an office poo-er. Never good especially if you are pebble-dashing or indulging in chemical warfare.
How good is your control? Can you be sure to put the bullet back in the barrel or will your most important client hear a tell-tale splash? An additional risk here is wind.
Length of expected call. A one minute call where all you have to do is say "yes" may be acceptable but a long one is bound to lead to the tell tale signs of a large portion of bangers and mash being dropped in to the rusty gravy.
And no one wants to hear straining. Ever.
On the other hand the call could be the difference between being able to take little Tarquin and Emma on Safari instead of a long weekend at Butlins.
Do you play brown roulette? Well?