Brighton TID
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For me, I have a massive fart, without fail. Whether I had baked beans for dinner the night before or not. I will always open my eyes and let rip.
The missus hates it.
The missus hates it.
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What's the very first thing you do once you wake up in the morning?
- Thread starter Brighton TID
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Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews
Remainer
Let's get this out the way now so we can move on:
"Have a w@nk"
"Have a w@nk"
Publius Ovidius
Well-known member
Have a stretch and hit my hands on the bed stead....every bloody morning!
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
Open my eyes look around the room and realize it was all a dream.
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
Open my eyes usually.
scooter1
How soon is now?
Tell my son to "get back into bed, its too early to get up"
spongy
Well-known member
Open eyes
Get out of bed to turn my alarm off, I use a really annoying alarm tone and put my phone out of reach so it makes me get up.
Get out of bed to turn my alarm off, I use a really annoying alarm tone and put my phone out of reach so it makes me get up.
Brighton TID
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The assumption here is that by waking up, you have already opened your eyes, but nice try
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
Snooze for 30 mins knowing it will make my morning hell.
If its the middle of the night, i will generally roll over try and finger blast the Mrs, however get knocked back and roll back to sleep.
If I wake up naturally I useally check the time, hope I have cheated sleep and find out I have an hour or two left.
If I am woken by my alarm snooze it and have a stretch.
If I wake up naturally I useally check the time, hope I have cheated sleep and find out I have an hour or two left.
If I am woken by my alarm snooze it and have a stretch.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Turn off the alarm on my phone then have a shower.
Hillian1
( . ) ( . )
Put on slippers, put on dressing gown, go downstairs, feed the cat and make tea.
I know she does. I know she does!
The Large One
Who's Next?
Swear at John Humphries.
I know you do. I KNOW you do!
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
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Scratch my balls and adjust my chap.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Try and remember what day it is to see if I:
a: have to rush about like a lunatic to get to the station to go to London (Mon-Wed)
b: have a bit of a snooze if I am working from home (Thur-Fri)
c: go back to sleep if I'm not working (Sat-Sun)
a: have to rush about like a lunatic to get to the station to go to London (Mon-Wed)
b: have a bit of a snooze if I am working from home (Thur-Fri)
c: go back to sleep if I'm not working (Sat-Sun)