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Name two things you wish you could do
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OzMike
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Win/have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.
Open a jazz/easy listening music bar in town.
Open a jazz/easy listening music bar in town.
Sergio Garcia
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- Jul 30, 2011
- 189
Cure my indigestion
Get some sleep
Get some sleep
smillie's garden
Am I evil?
- Aug 11, 2003
- 2,595
This
and that
and that
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
Sleep sensibly.
Be able to generate money at will- like having a football manager style editor but for my actual life!!!
Be able to generate money at will- like having a football manager style editor but for my actual life!!!
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
In Perth......
The Upper Library
New member
- May 23, 2013
- 675
1) to stop procrastinating
........ I'll have to have a think about my second wish
........ I'll have to have a think about my second wish
Butch Willykins
Well-known member
1) shoot Piers Morgan
2) Get away with it
(Please note this is in no way a threat to take Piers Morgan's life)
2) Get away with it
(Please note this is in no way a threat to take Piers Morgan's life)
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Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
Count to more than one
and...
and...
Curryisgreat
Active member
- Dec 9, 2010
- 276
1, Prevailing good health for my family
2, Suck my own cock
2, Suck my own cock
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
Copy and paste with my eyes - with a limit on living matter other than snakes who i shall ctrl c and ctrl p a version of their own head on to their tail-end in order for there to be a madly internal war and cannibalism.
Have 3 mobile fingers that i can telepathically manoeuvre around my form to scratch those difficult to reach itchy spots, massage me in times of awful stress and even cushion the blows of when i am in some sort of ungentlemanly fisticuffs - there'd be a ban on the digits performing acts of self-pleasure as i'd convince them to be at it all day long, one of them scampering downwards to unravel a sock-thread to create a glove for the tri-wankery or absorbent spunk-sponge.
Have 3 mobile fingers that i can telepathically manoeuvre around my form to scratch those difficult to reach itchy spots, massage me in times of awful stress and even cushion the blows of when i am in some sort of ungentlemanly fisticuffs - there'd be a ban on the digits performing acts of self-pleasure as i'd convince them to be at it all day long, one of them scampering downwards to unravel a sock-thread to create a glove for the tri-wankery or absorbent spunk-sponge.
super-seagulls
Soup! Why didn’t I get any Soup?
1. Rachael Riley.
2. Name two things.
2. Name two things.
super-seagulls
Soup! Why didn’t I get any Soup?
Control P is print, you need V!
Meade's Ball
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Gee willikers i triple PAH my morning mind. Doh!
Superphil
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Pick the winning lottery numbers
Play the guitar
Play the guitar
Norman Potting
Well-known member
This. I would, of course, liaise with Superphil to ensure that we didn't choose the same quadraple rollover Euro Milliions draw to exercise this super power.