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Song for Darren Bent



Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Jan 19, 2009
14,865
BN3 7DE


'Bent Bent Bent Darren Bent for me,
Bent Bent Bent Darren Bent for me,
Bent Bent Bent Darren Bent for me,
you're our Benty Benty Benty Benty friend!”
 






dennis

Well-known member
Aug 1, 2007
1,151
Cornwall
He's only on loan
He's only on loan
If he scores any goals
He'll be going back home
 


jonny.rainbow

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2005
6,576
I've always thought Yellow Bird would make a good chant. Come to think of it, do Norwich song this?



Darren Bent, up top with Chris O'Grady.
Darren Bent, please score goals consistently.
When your contract ends, please come back again.
Show them that you still, Play with flair and skill.
Please help take us up, Shut the Palace up
And don't sign for Burn-er-lee.
 






Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
45,919
at home
The famous North stand song

He's bald,
He's bent
His axxx is up for rent
Xxxxxxxxxx, xxxxxxxx

Shocking scenes.

Or we could do


Darren bent
Darren bent
Darren, Darren bent
When he sees chocolate
He is reminded that he gave it up for lent
Darren Darren bent.

It will work👍👍👍👍
 








Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
45,919
at home
We've got a man
Who struggles to settle at any club he plays for
Clap clap clap etc etc
 








Marty___Mcfly

I see your wicked plan - I’m a junglist.
Sep 14, 2011
2,251
"We wrote to Father Christmas

And look what Villa sent

He's big he's bad he's dangerous

And his name is Darren Bent!


******WINNER******
 








severnside gull

Well-known member
May 16, 2007
24,540
By the seaside in West Somerset
Really can't think of anything better than "you're Bent and we know you are". - only borderline potentially offensive. - for me it epitomises the British sense of humour.
Even the PCF (politically correct fascista) would struggle to complain.............. Not sure about our stewards though :lolol:
 




rippleman

Well-known member
Oct 18, 2011
4,519
Really can't think of anything better than "you're Bent and we know you are". - only borderline potentially offensive. - for me it epitomises the British sense of humour.
Even the PCF (politically correct fascista) would struggle to complain.............. Not sure about our stewards though :lolol:

Agreed!

At least it will amuse to have Liz Costa screaming for the entire constabulary from three counties to cart us off down the nick!
 




Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,921
BN1
Darren Bent, Darren Bent,
Riding through the glen,
Darren Bent, Darren Bent,
Having sex with men,
Darren Bent is queer
He takes it up the rear

Darren Bent, Darren Bent, Darren Bent



What?
 


Chris.H.

New member
Nov 6, 2014
6
Really can't think of anything better than "you're Bent and we know you are". - only borderline potentially offensive. - for me it epitomises the British sense of humour.
Even the PCF (politically correct fascista) would struggle to complain.............. Not sure about our stewards though :lolol:

The Bournemouth fans were singing "You're Camp and you know you are" to their keeper last season.
 



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