Change One Letter Only of a Sport or Athletic Event to Make a New One,

Jack Straw · Nov 13, 2014

and describe it in a brief sentence or two. Yes I nicked this idea off the telly, but who cares?
I'll start with said telly event.

Clay Pigeon Shouting;
A group of posh people stand in a field shouting "Clay pigeon. Clay pigeon." at the top of their voice!

Goldstone1976 · Nov 13, 2014

Fishing --> Fisting.

Boxing. Obviously.

greyseagull · Nov 13, 2014

Gilf

'A girl I'd like to f*** playing golf'

TWOCHOICEStom · Nov 13, 2014

1022 Fifa World Cup Qatar

A bit like the 2022 Fifa World Cup in Qatar. But it's a cup which went ahead during times where slavery, bribery and corruption were acceptable.

Guy Fawkes · Nov 13, 2014

Hammer throwing --> Hamper throwing.
A summer event originating from when families were out on a picnic and the heavens opened meaning they had to throw their picnic spread back into the hamper and then throw it into the back of their car before seeking shelter.

Quaid · Nov 13, 2014

Darts, Farts

Gullflyinghigh · Nov 13, 2014

Snowboarding --> Snowhoarding

Each participant must collect as much snow from an in-use piste as possible. Extra bonus points given for over-excitability, use of the word 'rad' and providing your own commentary full of baffling lingo.

(In case anyone gets the wrong idea, I actually like snowboarding)

happypig · Nov 13, 2014

Football > Sootball - soccer for chimney sweeps

Guy Fawkes · Nov 13, 2014

Dicsus --> Discuss.
Competitors talk about the science involved in throwning objects and what can affect the distances that could be achieved

Goldstone1976 · Nov 13, 2014

Hiking --> Hiding.

Boxing, again.

Guy Fawkes · Nov 13, 2014

Rugby --> Rigby
Competitors offer bungs and other perks to judges in order to secure a major sporting event in their country. FIFA are the current reigning champions and look like they will be hard to depose any time soon.

FRYG · Nov 13, 2014

Hurdles -> Curdles players must bet on which cup of milk is subject to curdling first... exciting stuff.

Lankyseagull · Nov 13, 2014

The Long Jump --> The Long Dump - a shed based event....

dejavuatbtn · Nov 13, 2014

Dole vault - queue jumping

Mackenzie · Nov 13, 2014

Horse racing-Herse racing

Basically formula one using a herse.

Guy Fawkes · Nov 13, 2014

Giant Slalom --> Giant Shalom.
Competitors are blindfolded and have to correctly identify the tallest Jewish individual from a line up and they have to judge this purely from the sound of their voice as those taking part in the line up say the word Shalom.

Gullflyinghigh · Nov 13, 2014

Boxing --> Boring

Two combatants take their place in the centre of the ring and try their hardest to bore the other into submission through a mix of conversation and bad jokes. The current reigning champion caused his opponent to have a hemorrhage after a 10 hour lecture on the merits of the 442 system, thus winning by default.

dazzer6666 · Nov 13, 2014

Luge - Huge
Team that gets the fattest person down the Cresta Run without getting wedged in wins

Goldstone1976 · Nov 13, 2014

The Eton Wail Game - posh kids complain about first world problems.

father_and_son · Nov 13, 2014

Luge/Lube... The participant wears a thin rubber suit and covers himself in lube before diving feet first into an old hooker.

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