GoldWithFalmer
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Be good to have 3 on the spin...
Small town near Oldham anyone?
Small town near Oldham anyone?
Don't take this personally, as for the most part, I very much applaud your singing efforts. But I really, really hate those songs.
I'd like to think that whoever started the "Small town near Arsenal" at Spurs was trying to be funny, but equally, I bet there were a fair few plums joining in without the slightest thought that Arsenal isn't actually a place.
It's up there with "xxxx is a shithole, I wanna go home", "Worst support we've ever seen" and "Your support is ******* ****" in the lexicon of inane, tedious and borderline embarrassing songs for my money.
I'd love people to come up with some genuinely wittier efforts with which to mock other teams, but it's a rare and unexpected joy when it actually happens.
Small town near Oldham anyone?
Hoping the match ref. (L.Collins, whoever he is?) creates a dodgy decision in the first five minutes to get us home fans "going"!
Ha Ha, yesterdays" small town near Portsmouth" was a bit odd as Southampton is much closer. Obviously I could be missing the point geographically but.....!
Small town near Oldham anyone?
We should just break the 90 mins down into nine 10 min chunks give everyone a sheet just like in church
0-9 - hello hello we are the brighton boys ( just for those that don t know)
10-19 TB blue and white army (seems the 10th min is now tradition)
20-29 we are brighton super brighton
30-39 elliott bennett runs down the wing for me
40-49 brighton hove albion we love you the sussex boys in white blue song (gets injury time as well)
50-59 Paddy McCourt song as he is bound to be on the bench and we are boynd to need him at this time
60-69 TB blue and White Army again as deserves 2 goes
70-79 da da da da da da da da da da da Brighton or the great escape depends how its going
80-89 a few rousing renditions of sussex by the sea
90+ bit if northstand northstand northstand brighton boys, (with those who are left)
Added in the odd seagull chant albion chant for goals and corners
We all join in we can come back Tuesday And talk about the good atmosphere
the most likely atmosphere to happen is that people turn up at their seats already moaning about the pies and the beer and then groan as the team is read out (regardless of the players in it). They will then sit in silence demanding something to happen before they dare make an noise. Then the second a player (who is not McCourt) misscontrols a the ball or misplaces a pass or a shot goes wide they will all start groaning and moaning.
I am not sure how this attitude is thought by them to translate into an atmosphere conducive to a good performance. Cue people saying things like "I have paid money to watch and can therefore moan and complain" and "A good atmosphere requires the players to do something on the pitch". Which just translates to "I can only support a team when it is winning. I am incapable of making a positive noise if things are not going so well".
Ha Ha, yesterdays" small town near Portsmouth" was a bit odd as Southampton is much closer. Obviously I could be missing the point geographically but.....!