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Will we have a "Our supporters sounded amazing tonight" thread on Tuesday?
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GoldWithFalmer
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and 20 minutes non stop of Elliot runs down the wing for me.
- Jul 7, 2003
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Small town near Oldham anyone?
Don't take this personally, as for the most part, I very much applaud your singing efforts. But I really, really hate those songs.
I'd like to think that whoever started the "Small town near Arsenal" at Spurs was trying to be funny, but equally, I bet there were a fair few plums joining in without the slightest thought that Arsenal isn't actually a place.
It's up there with "xxxx is a shithole, I wanna go home", "Worst support we've ever seen" and "Your support is ******* ****" in the lexicon of inane, tedious and borderline embarrassing songs for my money.
I'd love people to come up with some genuinely wittier efforts with which to mock other teams, but it's a rare and unexpected joy when it actually happens.
Seagulltonian
C'mon the Albion!
Hoping the match ref. (L.Collins, whoever he is?) creates a dodgy decision in the first five minutes to get us home fans "going"! 
See the ' our supporters sounded amazing ' thread, you will understand
Sorry can't do the ' show thread' link thing
VAL1850
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Probably be singing and clapping the "Great Escape" - yet again!!!
Foul Play Rocks
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- Feb 23, 2013
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Tony Bloom's blue n white army sounded great and easy to join in with. People could always clap along without singing so no excuses to be part of something surely.
KZNSeagull
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I hope so.
I am also looking forward to the "1 game against Prem/Champ teams without a loss/draw. How long before NSC goes back into meltdown?" thread.[h=1][/h]
I am also looking forward to the "1 game against Prem/Champ teams without a loss/draw. How long before NSC goes back into meltdown?" thread.[h=1][/h]
grubbyhands
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Small town near Oldham anyone?
Ha Ha, yesterdays" small town near Portsmouth" was a bit odd as Southampton is much closer. Obviously I could be missing the point geographically but.....!
Hoping the match ref. (L.Collins, whoever he is?) creates a dodgy decision in the first five minutes to get us home fans "going"!
I don't want to hear a peep out of you when we lose 1-0 after having a penalty awarded against us
See the thread with a very similar title to this one, read from post #40 but ignore when me and [MENTION=26105]Soulman[/MENTION] go off on a tangent about where Shoreham power station is.Crispy Ambulance
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Small town near Oldham anyone?
In view of the fact that our opponents are better known for egg chasing, perhaps Widnes or St Helens might be more appropriate. And then watch their 200 or so go proper batshit mental
Goring Gull
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It'll be like a morgue after 10 minutes as Wigan go one up. Then we'll play "really well" huff and puff and fail to score before conceeding a second with 10 mins to go followed two minutes later by a thir full Amex.
Or we could win 3-0, I would rather see this outcome fingers crossed.
Or we could win 3-0, I would rather see this outcome fingers crossed.
martin tyler
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- Jan 25, 2013
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We should just break the 90 mins down into nine 10 min chunks give everyone a sheet just like in church
0-9 - hello hello we are the brighton boys ( just for those that don t know)
10-19 TB blue and white army (seems the 10th min is now tradition)
20-29 we are brighton super brighton
30-39 elliott bennett runs down the wing for me
40-49 brighton hove albion we love you the sussex boys in white blue song (gets injury time as well)
50-59 Paddy McCourt song as he is bound to be on the bench and we are boynd to need him at this time
60-69 TB blue and White Army again as deserves 2 goes
70-79 da da da da da da da da da da da Brighton or the great escape depends how its going
80-89 a few rousing renditions of sussex by the sea
90+ bit if northstand northstand northstand brighton boys, (with those who are left)
Added in the odd seagull chant albion chant for goals and corners
We all join in we can come back Tuesday And talk about the good atmosphere
0-9 - hello hello we are the brighton boys ( just for those that don t know)
10-19 TB blue and white army (seems the 10th min is now tradition)
20-29 we are brighton super brighton
30-39 elliott bennett runs down the wing for me
40-49 brighton hove albion we love you the sussex boys in white blue song (gets injury time as well)
50-59 Paddy McCourt song as he is bound to be on the bench and we are boynd to need him at this time
60-69 TB blue and White Army again as deserves 2 goes
70-79 da da da da da da da da da da da Brighton or the great escape depends how its going
80-89 a few rousing renditions of sussex by the sea
90+ bit if northstand northstand northstand brighton boys, (with those who are left)
Added in the odd seagull chant albion chant for goals and corners
We all join in we can come back Tuesday And talk about the good atmosphere
Not bad, if we could manage to slot in a "West stand west stand give us a song" then that might help the atmosphere.
Diego Napier
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- Mar 27, 2010
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You mean that the only thing to warm our spirits will be a muted, desultory half chorus of "Sing when we're winning, we only sing when we're winning" that echoes mournfully around the North Stand and dissipating languidly into the cold night air?
Surely we're made of sterner stuff? How about the NSC massif kicking off a resounding "We moan when we want, we moan when we waaant, we're Bright'n'ove Albion, we moan when we want"?
It could start a trend. As they carefully leave their seats, the 85 minute crew crooning in the muted deep timbre of a Welsh male voice choir "I want to go home, I want to go ho-ome, the park n' rides waiting, I want to go home".
Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews
Remainer
I thought it was 'small town near Boscombe' ,anyway as shit as the small town songs are and the fact it takes a lot to make me "cringe" I'd rather have, Small town in../stand up if.../your support is fu.../Love Me Do/American Pie or the entire score from HMS Pinnefore rather than he pin drop you can often hear over the "cringes"
Also can I just clarify 'Embarrasing'. Let me tell you first hand 'Embarrasing' is waking up next to a woman you've only met 8 hours earlier to find you've wet the bed, after that, hearing some pissed up teenagers singing "Small town near United" doesn't register