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Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic
Jan 13, 2013
6,371
Sheffield
A friend of mine has already agreed to snort my ashes so no Falmer burial for me.
 




CorgiRegisteredFriend

Well-known member
May 29, 2011
8,310
Boring By Sea
Isn't there already some kind of memorial area or was that one of my dreams?
 








Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
Dear Customer, sorry Deceased.

Thank you for choosing us for your arrangements, and we fully intend to make your 'departure day' experience as fulfilling as possible. Shrouds come in three colours, and I trust that you have enjoyed browsing through the casket brochure. The 1901 Classic proves very popular in high quality wood with brass fittings, whereas for the more modest budget a balsa wood box is available.
Similarly catering on your special day. We can provide various options here also.
Accompanying music can be selected from a wide range. The 'North Stand' ensemble can help you along with a 'start at various times' melody a la London's Burning on the recorder at school.
I would recommend avoiding GOSBtS since the pallbearers march along with the clapping and you may well arrive at graveside well before the vicar.
 








Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,959
Worthing
I think Sami is going to be our guinea pig for this if he doesn't get a point out of tonight or next Tuesday
 




Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Patreon
Apr 5, 2014
23,381
I'm often buried under a mountain of Chicken & Ham pies anyway.

Spread my ashes in the oppositions goal. They should remain undisturbed.
 






Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
Isn't Billy Sharp buried somewhere on the pitch, or did Dunk put him elsewhere?
 



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