We need some new songs? We sold most of our songs in the last two transfer windows and seemed to lack any variety last night. Don't get me wrong the atmosphere was unbelievable but we sang a lot of the same song 6 or 7 or 10 times.
Me and my entourage came up with 2 songs on the way there both about Dunk but couldn't quite get them going. One more of a joke than the other but equally brilliant? Should be able to get this one going easily at Bournemouth?
Who's that man from Southern England, who's that man we all adore, Lewis Dunk is his name and he scores a goal a game and we won't mention Murray anymore... Could swap Murray for Ulloa, what do we think?
Also,
When the ball hits the net like a ****ing rocket it's Dunk,
When the ball hits the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Dunk.
The second more in a jokey way due to bluntness at the end, sounded very funny yesterday!
Me and my entourage came up with 2 songs on the way there both about Dunk but couldn't quite get them going. One more of a joke than the other but equally brilliant? Should be able to get this one going easily at Bournemouth?
Who's that man from Southern England, who's that man we all adore, Lewis Dunk is his name and he scores a goal a game and we won't mention Murray anymore... Could swap Murray for Ulloa, what do we think?
Also,
When the ball hits the net like a ****ing rocket it's Dunk,
When the ball hits the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Dunk.
The second more in a jokey way due to bluntness at the end, sounded very funny yesterday!
