El Sid
Well-known member
....would you buy Albion a striker.
How much would you be prepared to spend?
How much would you be prepared to spend?
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If You Won £150M On The Euro Lottery Tonight.......
- Thread starter El Sid
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The Fifth Column
Retired ex-cop
No i wouldnt, thats Saint Tony's gig. I would be too busy sniffing coke off a Lithuanian hookers back door whilst getting smashed on expensive champagne.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Without a shadow of a doubt. I would however attach a condition to the purchase. That condition being, I would be permitted use of the lift up to the WSU.
BensGrandad
New member
I will offer them £50m for a hospitatilty box for 25 years the payments spread over what ever PB says is in our best interests plus a £5m donation/sponsorship for a striker now again as advised by PB.
shaolinpunk
[Insert witty title here]
I'd build and sponsor a massive escalator to the WSU
TomandJerry
Well-known member
- Oct 1, 2013
- 11,450
I'd pay for the seats to be removed in the North!
Return of the Rev
Well-known member
Throwing money at the albion won't help,can think of plenty of good causes before the albion.
The Fifth Column
Retired ex-cop
Well done sir! Haha.
To be fair if I won £150mil tonight, my celebration party would make the Wolf on Wall Street look like a Womans Institute fundraiser.
BensGrandad
New member
That a good idea similar to what they have at the Bernabua which empties in minutes.
BensGrandad
New member
Like my bank account. What would yuou give it to that shouldnt be funded by central government.
Simon Morgan
New member
Think I'd build a slide from WSU down to the station.
the wanderbus
Well-known member
I would buy Crystal Palace then sanction the signing of a very expensive striker and immediately loan him to The Albion whilst paying 100% of his wages. I would then use my complete lack of knowledge of running a professional football club to oversea successive relegations to the conference south whilst syphoning off the parachute payment Oyston stylee.
Its a win - win scenario
Its a win - win scenario
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
I'd build one of those reverse bungee things to attach to the roof of the stands, that way if the football is shithouse, we've got something else to look at
The Fifth Column
Retired ex-cop
I can think of at least a dozen charities i would gladly contribute a few million to and there are plenty of good causes that have no given right to be funded by central government. I would not invest a single penny in the Albion without being given significant ownership rights or shares, i certainly would not just give them several million to do with as they please, that would be stupid. Bloom is a multi billionaire by all accounts so my £150mill would be wholeheartedly and selfishly spent on me and my nearest and dearest.
Taybha
Whalewhine
How much are those russian brides ? id get a couple of those , a new normark titan 13 match float rod , and if i have any left over a new orange away shirt .