Beards - what do you think?

Giraffe · Oct 18, 2014

I used to be very much in the "never trust a man with a beard" camp, but withthe latest fashion for some form of facial hair highlighted by lovely men like Becks, Barlow, and if course Calders I am slowly coming round to the idea. So is stubble the way forward, or should it be a full on fishermans beard?

KZNSeagull · Oct 18, 2014

You need one of these:

Mowgli37 · Oct 18, 2014

The shape of your face can go a long way in determining whether facial hair will suit you.

As can your gender.

Mowgli37 · Oct 18, 2014

KZNSeagull said:
You need one of these:

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I was equally impressed by his Tower Bridge effort:

Rogero · Oct 18, 2014

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...es-lady-excessive-hair-speaks-quest-love.html

There is always a bearded lady.

atfc village · Oct 18, 2014

My FA Cup beard is in to it's 2nd week for the upcoming visit of Torquay next Saturday,so come next Sunday it will be off.

Chicken Runner61 · Oct 18, 2014

A man with a beard has no secrets....

The Large One · Oct 18, 2014

Giraffe said:
I used to be very much in the "never trust a man with a beard" camp, but withthe latest fashion for some form of facial hair highlighted by lovely men like Becks, Barlow, and if course Calders I am slowly coming round to the idea. So is stubble the way forward, or should it be a full on fishermans beard?

WTF?

Where did that load of piffle come from?

Lord Bracknell · Oct 18, 2014

chicken runner61 said:
a man with a beard has no secrets....

Wrong.

GT49er · Oct 18, 2014

Itchy. Very itchy.

Bladders · Oct 18, 2014

Beards are for tramps, wino's, WW2 German submariners, Father Christmas, Wizards and unkempt men who are too lazy to shave.

Arthur · Oct 18, 2014

The Large One said:
WTF?

Where did that load of piffle come from?

Everyone knows that!!

That and never trust a man who wears short sleeve shirts!

Superphil · Oct 18, 2014

*scratches beard* They're OK.

BensGrandad · Oct 18, 2014

Dont like beards think they look awful but not as bad as under the nose hair commonly known as moustaches.

Mowgli37 · Oct 18, 2014

The Large One said:
WTF?

Where did that load of piffle come from?

Supporters of this theory often point towards our clean shaven hero Churchill fighting off that dastardly, mustachioed Hun Hitler.

Bladders · Oct 18, 2014

BensGrandad said:
Dont like beards think they look awful but not as bad as under the nose hair commonly known as moustaches.

The moustache takes effort, and grooming, its for the gentleman, the cad, the man about town.

BUT..........it has to be a proper one, not one of those creepy bumfluff things the cat could lick off. :facepalm:

Only a select few can pull it off. :smokin:

Postman Pat · Oct 18, 2014

Bladders said:
Beards are for unkempt men who are too lazy to shave.

I assure you my goatee takes more effort to maintain than if I was clean shaven.

MissGull · Oct 18, 2014

I don't like beards, nor designer stubble. I prefer men to be clean shaven.

The Grockle · Oct 18, 2014

I hate shaving, I find it such a pain but having blonde hair and despite being 31 any attempt at a beard makes me look like a pubic hair bearded ****.

I grew a moustache for Movember last year and ended up looking like a swedish sex offender.

Notters · Oct 18, 2014

Welcome to the party. Think we're just coming to the tipping point where they become unfashionable again.

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