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oh sami sami

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Sep 2, 2014
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I was think of banter puns. What have you got?
Some of mine are:
Banton dubec
Fc bantalona
Arch bishop of banterbury
Bantartica
Barack obanta
 




GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
bants as in pants? or

bantenberg cake
 












edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
47,228
Ooops. Wrong thread.
 
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GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
I love this type of thread-banterfull.
 


Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
Q.E.D.

Alan: That was The Police 'Doo Doo Doo Daa Daa Daa', their gibberish classic, and my tribute to Her Majesty's police. It's nearly seven o'clock. This is Dave Clifton.

Dave: Yes, indeed! Good morning, my name's Dave Clifton, and there goes Alan Partridge, cone but not forgotten!

[Alan forces an appreciative groan, and laughs.]

Dave: You off to see a film, like Cone-an the Barbarian?

Alan:[Slightly annoyed, but still playing along] Yeah, good one.

Dave: Then watch a bit of TV, eh? Like Cone Dancing?

Alan: Yeah. Not so good, but fine.

Dave: Oh, come on Alan. What's the matter with you? Cone't you take a joke?

Alan: Oh, f**k off
 






Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
13,612
Quaxxann
If you can think of any fish puns, let minnow.
 




Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,395
Alan partridge has gotta be the worst so called comedy ever written
 






Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,959
Worthing
Anyone who uses the words "banter", or describe things as "cheeky", will be amongst the first up against the wall come the revolution. Same as anyone who uses the term "a bit rascal" to describe something as being rather good. They are terms used by these iced gem headed metrosexual "lads", who all ironically, look identical. I lay the blame solely at the feet of ITV, who's relentless churning out of IQ lowering oinking dumbo's, who have made it fashionable to look like perma tanned rent boys with the mentality of a mouth breathing slug. What the hell has happened to the youth of today???

*quietly climbing off my soapbox*
 








Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,675
Location Location
Alan partridge has gotta be the worst so called comedy ever written

Unbelievable statement

Anyone who uses the words "banter", or describe things as "cheeky", will be amongst the first up against the wall come the revolution. Same as anyone who uses the term "a bit rascal" to describe something as being rather good. They are terms used by these iced gem headed metrosexual "lads", who all ironically, look identical. I lay the blame solely at the feet of ITV, who's relentless churning out of IQ lowering oinking dumbo's, who have made it fashionable to look like perma tanned rent boys with the mentality of a mouth breathing slug. What the hell has happened to the youth of today???

*quietly climbing off my soapbox*

Followed by the most cracking rant I've seen today. This thread is disco mental.
 





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