Cans of 7.5% ABV perry for 50p each in Morrisons...

I seem to be the only person in Brighton to have noticed this as they're always fully stocked. It's the booze bargain of the year imho. The bright pink cans with a cartoon of a large breasted lady on the front might be putting some off, but I'm getting through twenty cans a day of this shit. Lovely stuff. The cans are only 250ml, but that's still 1.8 units of alcohol for 50p - bear in mind the government keep talking about bringing in a 50p per unit minimum price, so this kind of deal could be a thing of the past sooner than you think. I reckon if they put one of them big red special offer signs in front of the cans, they'd be gone in seconds, but there's just a normal sized tab on the shelf with 50p on. As long as I keep quiet about it no-one else will cotton on... Sweet.

Twenty, is that all?

That's all I can manage when I get back from the pub.