Not quite Joke de Jour

Rugrat

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Mar 13, 2011

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Seaford

• Oct 4, 2014

• #1

With sound

 

£1.99

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Mar 3, 2008

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• Oct 4, 2014

• #2

Brilliant!

 

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Seagull kimchi

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Oct 8, 2010

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Korea and India

• Oct 4, 2014

• #3

Whose?

 

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

5,352

'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Oct 4, 2014

• #4

Quite good

Btw *du jour

I saw a Mallard eating a hamburger while paddling in a pond

It was McDonald Duck

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Oct 4, 2014

• #5

Why were you paddling in a pond?

 

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horshamite

Now Saltdeanite.

Nov 16, 2010

468

• Oct 4, 2014

• #6

Jack Straw said:

Why were you paddling in a pond?

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Have you tried paddling anywhere where there wasn't any water?

 

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Pogue Mahone

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Apr 30, 2011

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• Oct 4, 2014

• #7

If it was paddling, how was it holding the burger? I mean, ducks can't use their wings like hands, can they?

 

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

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'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Oct 4, 2014

• #8

The duality of meaning in the post has bugged me all day, and I thought I had got away with it, until...

 

GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009

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Gloucester

• Oct 4, 2014

• #9

Much to my surprise, I really enjoyed watching that!