Fannying about . How many hours does your wife/partner /bird spend fannying about...

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Deleted User X18H

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• Sep 28, 2014

• #1

...when so far today you have been ready to out for about 2 and a quarter hours. Mine has fannied for at least 3 hours this morning and is still not dressed .

 

tip top

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Jun 27, 2007

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dunno I'm lost

• Sep 28, 2014

• #2

Man up and tell her to get her backside home

 

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Mancgull

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Nov 28, 2011

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Astley, Manchester

• Sep 28, 2014

• #3

Far too long....she must spend at least a couple of hours every day fannying about.

 

Notters

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Oct 20, 2003

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Guiseley

• Sep 28, 2014

• #4

Not as long as me!

 

wunt be druv

Oh bugger..!

Jun 17, 2011

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In my own strange world

• Sep 28, 2014

• #5

We are going out today,with some friends for lunch without the Wunt be druv juniors,and she did actually start getting ready for it last Sunday,so,approximately 168Hrs. and she still won't be ready on time!

 

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Brian Fantana

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Oct 8, 2006

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In the field

• Sep 28, 2014

• #6

If the alternative was spending time with the OP, I'd spent virtually all my time fannying about.

 

bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003

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Dubai

• Sep 28, 2014

• #7

hove born&bred said:

...you have been ready to out for about 2 and a quarter hour .

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OMG, is HB&B about to confide to his partner that he's actually gay? Brave man. Respect for your honesty. Please tell us how it goes.

>pulls up chair and opens packet of Pringles<

 

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

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'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Sep 28, 2014

• #8

When her indoors used to say, 'But I'm making myself look beautiful...', she would get the stock response of, 'We just don't have enough time for that my sweet...'

 

clippedgull

Hotdogs, extra onions

Aug 11, 2003

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Near Ducks, Geese, and Seagulls

• Sep 28, 2014

• #9

Spun Cuppa said:

When her indoors used to say, 'But I'm making myself look beautiful...', she would get the stock response of, 'We just don't have enough time for that my sweet...'

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glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick

Nov 29, 2005

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somewhere in Eastbourne

• Sep 28, 2014

• #10

the best bit is when you go to find out whats happening and can't open the bedroom door for shoes and can't see the bed for tried on dresses that don't fit or are crap most with the price tickets still on them

 

Return of the Rev

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Nov 26, 2008

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Flitting between the county league and mates rates

• Sep 28, 2014

• #11

hove born&bred said:

...when so far today you have been ready to out for about 2 and a quarter hours. Mine has fannied for at least 3 hours this morning and is still not dressed .

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LEFT FOR FOOTIE AT 8.50 AM CAME HOME AT 1PM TO A LOVELY ROAST,HEADING OUT FOR A SEAFRONT WALK AT 4PM,ALL RUNNING LIKE CLOCK WORK TBH

 

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jimbob5

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Sep 18, 2014

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• Sep 28, 2014

• #12

hove born&bred said:

...when so far today you have been ready to out for about 2 and a quarter hours. Mine has fannied for at least 3 hours this morning and is still not dressed .

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She's like that I'm afraid hove.

 

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jimbob5

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Sep 18, 2014

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• Sep 28, 2014

• #13

Spun Cuppa said:

When her indoors used to say, 'But I'm making myself look beautiful...', she would get the stock response of, 'We just don't have enough time for that my sweet...'

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That's very hurtful darling.

 

Eeyore

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Apr 5, 2014

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• Sep 28, 2014

• #14

Other: Get ready, we are leaving in half an hour.
Me: Ok

..... half an hour later.

Me: Ok, let's go, the bus is due.
Other: I'm not ready yet....

A frequent and repeated cycle.