very funny story.
Typical plumber
True, now a Sparks would have installed a pump, run a pipe from the barrel in the cellar, installed an optic obscured by the bedside light, and had beer on tap without getting out of bed.
I asked for that!
It's a great story, but the 'TyroneTribulations' is a Website for amusing Fictional stories. Not to be taken seriously, I'm afraid.