el punal
Well-known member
After two days of venting our spleen on all things Albion following Saturday's performance, let's turn our attention to other football related bodies.
A little exercise in coming up with humorously derogatory terms to describe those groups in football who we despise, detest or mock. Those august bodies that deserve a demeaning collective noun to describe their odious being. An obvious collective noun, for example, would be a pride of lions.
So how best would you describe the following :
Football Agents, F.I.F.A. Officials, Referees, Linesmen, Club Chairmen, Stewards, Opposition Fans, and, of course players themselves.
My example for instance : a myopia of referees or a bung of agents.
Anyway, you get the picture. Over to you on your classic insulting collective nouns.
A little exercise in coming up with humorously derogatory terms to describe those groups in football who we despise, detest or mock. Those august bodies that deserve a demeaning collective noun to describe their odious being. An obvious collective noun, for example, would be a pride of lions.
So how best would you describe the following :
Football Agents, F.I.F.A. Officials, Referees, Linesmen, Club Chairmen, Stewards, Opposition Fans, and, of course players themselves.
My example for instance : a myopia of referees or a bung of agents.
Anyway, you get the picture. Over to you on your classic insulting collective nouns.
