I have been thinking that we should commemorate Mr Salmond's contribution to UK politics for the future.
That's why I'm going to launch a petition that the weather forecast area of "Rockall" be renamed "Salmond". And that he be invited to live on the rock to send weather reports in. For the rest of his life.
That's why I'm going to launch a petition that the weather forecast area of "Rockall" be renamed "Salmond". And that he be invited to live on the rock to send weather reports in. For the rest of his life.