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What really GRINDS YOUR GEARS?



TWOCHOICEStom

TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2007
10,565
Brighton
  • People who film videos in portrait.
  • People who use Comic Sans for anything. Ever.
  • People who say "are" instead of "our".
  • People who say "there's hardly any difference" between standard def and HD.
  • People who press the up and down button when waiting for lifts when they just want to go up.
  • Indicators in modern cars which you have to cancel with the slightest tap or else you'll indicate in the opposite direction.
  • Windscreen wipers that automatically go when you squirt the washer.. even if your washer has run out.
  • People who actually touch your computer screen instead of just pointing.
  • Wireless Printers.
 
















Guinness Boy

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Jul 23, 2003
34,128
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
People who use excessive superlatives and / or unnecessary abbreviations when describing something. The misuse of literally.

On that note I'd just like to say that wireless printers are literally super brilliant. Totes amaze.
 






Bold Seagull

Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
29,789
Hove
Done instead of Did.

Alan Shearer is one of the most high profile cases of using done instead of did, drives me mad that he is making so much money from the publicly funded BBC, that he can't learn himself better.
 


pastafarian

pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
who on earth presses the down button when they want to go up?

surely this is only Irish people
 








Buzzer

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Pigeons
People who feed pigeons
People who put teabags in the sink
Use of vocoder in songs
Melismatic singing (woo-woo-yeah-yeah-oo-oo) to hide the fact that you can't hit the top note.
People who get all self-righteous about racism but then refer to the Royal Family as 'German'
Manchester United, their manager, their ex-managers, their players, their 'fans' in the UK, their 'fans' in China, their badge.
Will.I.Am
Passive-aggressive posts on social media - Only 10% of people have the guts to post this anti-bullying message-type thing or the attention-seeking drama queens who post cryptic messages almost demanding a response.
Did I mention Man U?
Golf
C*nts who call the landlord of a pub 'mine host'
Beer snobs
People who put their feet up on the seats on public transport
30 year old men on skateboards

This list is not definitive.
 






Gullflyinghigh

Gullflyinghigh

Registered User
Apr 23, 2012
4,279
* People confusing exercise with fun
* Holiday pictures
* Will.I.Am
* Reality TV
* ITV football coverage, barring Lee Dixon
* Motion sensitive video games
* 'Banter'. Not banter, but 'banter'
* Anyone who says 'synergy' seriously
* Jeremy Kyle
 


Guinness Boy

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Jul 23, 2003
34,128
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Buzzer said:
Pigeons
People who feed pigeons
People who put teabags in the sink
Use of vocoder in songs
Melismatic singing (woo-woo-yeah-yeah-oo-oo) to hide the fact that you can't hit the top note.
People who get all self-righteous about racism but then refer to the Royal Family as 'German'
Manchester United, their manager, their ex-managers, their players, their 'fans' in the UK, their 'fans' in China, their badge.
Will.I.Am
Passive-aggressive posts on social media - Only 10% of people have the guts to post this anti-bullying message-type thing or the attention-seeking drama queens who post cryptic messages almost demanding a response.
Did I mention Man U?
Golf
C*nts who call the landlord of a pub 'mine host'
Beer snobs
People who put their feet up on the seats on public transport
30 year old men on skateboards

This list is not definitive.
Click to expand...

It's a good start though
 




StonehamPark

StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil
Oct 30, 2010
9,775
BC, Canada
  • Supermarket shoppers who park their trolley dead-center of the aisle (sideways) with their little $hits running amok whilst the heavily overweight mother is scrambling for the last few discounted 'weight-watchers' frozen meals at the back of the freezer.
  • People who cough without covering their mouth.
  • Colleagues who lean all over your desk when talking to you.
  • People who leave used tea-spoons in the kitchen sink (just fecking rinse them!!).

+ Lots more.
 








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