If it's a "YES" vote...

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Danny-Boy

Banned

Apr 21, 2009

5,579

The Coast

• Sep 18, 2014

• #1

If the Scots actually go for a separate nation state, who would you opt amongst all the Jocks here to deport back across the border?

For me there's only one to proritise:

George Galloway.

Oh and Michael McIntyre if he was born there.

 

Bladders

Twats everywhere

Jun 22, 2012

13,672

The Troubadour

• Sep 18, 2014

• #2

Alan Brazil , typical jock freeloader

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,827

Brighton

• Sep 18, 2014

• #3

Waiting for the first bellend to nominate Andy Murray, based ENTIRELY on a single light-hearted joke he made many years ago.

 

clippedgull

Hotdogs, extra onions

Aug 11, 2003

20,789

Near Ducks, Geese, and Seagulls

• Sep 18, 2014

• #4

Andy Murray

Nah, I'm nominating Alex Ferguson!

 

Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch

NSC Patron

Oct 27, 2003

20,994

The arse end of Hangleton

• Sep 18, 2014

• #5

Danny-Boy said:

Oh and Michael McIntyre if he was born there.

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Surrey born and bred I believe.

I'd nominate Rod Stewart although he's not really a Scot he bangs on about his love for Scotland enough that he should live there.

 

hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.

Helpful Moderator

Mar 16, 2005

61,261

Chandlers Ford

• Sep 18, 2014

• #6

Galloway and Brazil are both EXCELLENT calls.

 

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

7,956

Eastbourne

• Sep 18, 2014

• #7

That whiny menopausal doris off Loose Women.

Actually, all of them...

 

Tubby-McFat-Fuc

Well-known member

May 2, 2013

1,845

Brighton

• Sep 18, 2014

• #8

It won't be a yes vote if the bookmakers are anything to go by!!!!

 

fruitnveg

Well-known member

Jul 22, 2010

1,845

Waitrose. Veg aisles

• Sep 18, 2014

• #9

Andy Murray, because he's a filthy yes voter. Otherwise, none. Because the poor sods didn't vote for this sh@t by virtue of the fact they reside in non-Scottish parts of the UK.

 

vegster

Sanity Clause

May 5, 2008

27,886

• Sep 18, 2014

• #10

Ronnie Corbett, his fame was mostly derived thanks to Ronnie Barker's brilliance and he has become progressively more Scottish since Barker has died. Oh and he deserves to go for those anodyne Wiltshire Farm Foods commercials, his only source of income.

 

Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic

Jan 13, 2013

6,371

Sheffield

• Sep 18, 2014

• #11

Liam Bridcutt

 

Driver8

On the road...

NSC Patron

Jul 31, 2005

15,975

North Wales

• Sep 18, 2014

• #12

Billy Davies

 

Wozza

Shite Supporter

Jul 6, 2003

23,613

Online

• Sep 18, 2014

• #13

 

Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s

Dec 31, 2011

7,356

• Sep 18, 2014

• #14

Driver8 said:

Billy Davies

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Ooh, good call. I'll drive him up there and punt him over the border myself.

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,706

Worthing

• Sep 18, 2014

• #15

Easier to say which ones to keep,








Nope, can't think of any

 

gregbrighton

New member

Aug 10, 2014

2,059

Brighton

• Sep 18, 2014

• #16

Send them all back and steal all their whiskey.

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Sep 18, 2014

• #17

CMS

 

Steve.S

Well-known member

May 11, 2012

1,833

Hastings

• Sep 18, 2014

• #18

Looking at the bright future the 'yes vote have said Scotland will have with a yes vote. I will move myself up there.

 

Pavilionaire

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

30,560

• Sep 18, 2014

• #19

gregbrighton said:

Send them all back and steal all their whiskey.

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Pedant alert:

WhiskEy = Irish
Whisky = Scottish (or Scotch)

 

mikeyjh

Well-known member

Dec 17, 2008

4,485

Llanymawddwy

• Sep 18, 2014

• #20

Steve.S said:

Looking at the bright future the 'yes vote have said Scotland will have with a yes vote. I will move myself up there.

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Very good, got a smile here.