The unofficial NSC worst film you've EVER seen thread

desprateseagull

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Jul 20, 2003

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brighton, actually

• Sep 16, 2014

• #1

I'll kick off with Mars Attacks. Even Jack Nicholson couldn't save it.

 

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical

Oct 1, 2006

26,121

• Sep 16, 2014

• #2

Independence Day.

 

nwgull

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Jul 25, 2003

13,760

Manchester

• Sep 16, 2014

• #3

The Fat Slags film.

 

Jesus Gul

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Feb 23, 2004

5,470

• Sep 16, 2014

• #4

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100613/

Side Out

 

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sherrinned

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Aug 12, 2003

140

West Worthing

• Sep 16, 2014

• #5

The first attempt at the lord of the rings in the 80's I think. Bloody terrible and confusing

 

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Postman Pat

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Jul 24, 2007

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Coldean

• Sep 16, 2014

• #6

Shallow Hal. Not funny in the slightest.

 

Mackenzie

Old Brightonian

Nov 7, 2003

33,535

East Wales

• Sep 16, 2014

• #7

Shag.

Very disappointed. Not what I was expecting at all.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098300/

 

spongy

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Aug 7, 2011

2,764

Burgess Hill

• Sep 16, 2014

• #8

The Taxman with Joe Pantioloni (sp?) terrible terrible film. Thought it might have been one of those films that had a good twist or a bit of action. But it's not. It's a film about being a taxman. That's was 90 odd minutes of my life I will never ever get back.

 

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

5,352

'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Sep 16, 2014

• #9

Raise The Titanic

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003

23,033

• Sep 16, 2014

• #10

Inception. Boring beyond belief.

 

pastafarian

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Sep 4, 2011

11,902

Sussex

• Sep 16, 2014

• #11

BMX Bandits

complete cack and Australian to boot

 

looney

Banned

Jul 7, 2003

15,652

• Sep 16, 2014

• #12

Mars Attacks was OK.

 

EDS

Banned

Nov 11, 2012

2,040

• Sep 16, 2014

• #13

The Truman show

 

FamilyGuy

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Jul 8, 2003

2,381

Crawley

• Sep 16, 2014

• #14

Gravity - I was extremely under-whelmed by it all!

 

Pintos

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Jul 28, 2005

560

Oxted

• Sep 16, 2014

• #15

alien vs predator : requiem

Went in the wrong cinema by mistake and gave it a go. Awful.

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• Sep 16, 2014

• #16

Abysmal

 

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CAPTAIN GREALISH

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Jan 6, 2010

2,600

• Sep 16, 2014

• #17

inbetweeners 2

 

CorgiRegisteredFriend

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May 29, 2011

8,317

Boring By Sea

• Sep 16, 2014

• #18

FamilyGuy said:

Gravity - I was extremely under-whelmed by it all!

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Same here. Huge disappointment considering the hype. Maybe shold have watched it on a bigger screen as could see effects were very good and designed to be viewed in 3D

 

Elvis

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Mar 22, 2010

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Viva Las Hove

• Sep 16, 2014

• #19

Absolute beginners. Absolute shite.

 

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Brownstuff

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Feb 21, 2009

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Hove

• Sep 16, 2014

• #20

Passenger 57
I never watch films more than once anyway even if they are good but don't waste any precious seconds watching this dross