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Meerkat Meat



Skaville

Well-known member
Jun 10, 2004
10,099
Queens Park
I have stolen all the meerkats from Drusillas. I will be butchering them at the weekend, gutting and skinning them and selling them rolled up in a joint (no, not that kind of joint). £18.50 a kat. PM me if interested and Mum's the word yeah.

PS I you cook a nice steak and compare the meerkat they taste just like beef.
PPS A bloke down the pub tried to sell me 8 legs of venison for £40. Is that two deer?
 








AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
I have stolen all the meerkats from Drusillas. I will be butchering them at the weekend, gutting and skinning them and selling them rolled up in a joint (no, not that kind of joint). £18.50 a kat. PM me if interested and Mum's the word yeah.

PS I you cook a nice steak and compare the meerkat they taste just like beef.
PPS A bloke down the pub tried to sell me 8 legs of venison for £40. Is that two deer?



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Gullflyinghigh

Registered User
Apr 23, 2012
4,279
I'd love to take a chance on this but the steaks are just too high.

*wild applause and whistles from an adoring crowd*
 


bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,050
Dubai
I think this gag has been well-done before.

*hands out tissues so world can wipe tears of mirth from its eyes *
 


Gullflyinghigh

Registered User
Apr 23, 2012
4,279
If they realise the meerkats are gone you'll be for the chop.

*goes to meat those creating the statue being built in his honour*

*crowd gasps in awe as he slips a pun into the first one of these epilogues*
 



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