Had a LOVELY bit of Roast BEEF for my TEA

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

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LOONEY BIN

• Sep 10, 2014

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I bought a LOVELY bit of BEEF today in Worthing for my TEA and it roasted up lovely, delicious with Yorkshire PUDS and mustard. Some STRANGE old FELLA hanging round the STALL there so be CAREFUL as he kept GAZING at my SAUSAGES

 

The Wookiee

Back From The Dead

Nov 10, 2003

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Worthing

• Sep 10, 2014

• #2

Did it taste of fly spray ?

 

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

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Eastbourne

• Sep 10, 2014

• #3

Was it where woolworths isn't ?

 

gregbrighton

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Aug 10, 2014

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• Sep 10, 2014

• #4

Ernest said:

I bought a LOVELY bit of BEEF today in Worthing for my TEA and it roasted up lovely, delicious with Yorkshire PUDS and mustard. Some STRANGE old FELLA hanging round the STALL there so be CAREFUL as he kept GAZING at my SAUSAGES

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Ernest, are you sure you weren't down that Dukes Mound again....

 

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Kellie

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Aug 11, 2014

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• Sep 10, 2014

• #5

That's a coincidence honey!

I've just spent the last 15 minutes working hard on my yorkshire pudding mix.

Come round tonight and you'll get a wonderful toad-in-the-hole.

 

banjo

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Oct 25, 2011

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Deep south

• Sep 10, 2014

• #6

I hope the old man didn't hang round to long, he might find a parking ticket on he's car.

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

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LOONEY BIN

• Sep 10, 2014

• Thread starter
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Kellie said:

That's a coincidence honey!

I've just spent the last 15 minutes working hard on my yorkshire pudding mix.

Come round tonight and you'll get a wonderful toad-in-the-hole.

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I've just been ROUND Big Hilda's for a CREAM Puff

 

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Kellie

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Aug 11, 2014

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• Sep 10, 2014

• #8

Ernest said:

I've just been ROUND Big Hilda's for a CREAM Puff

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Are you playing hard to get again, you naughty boy!

Anyway, you've showed me those photies of her with cream all up her nose, not very ladylike I must say.

 

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TomandJerry

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Oct 1, 2013

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• Sep 10, 2014

• #9

Massive Hay Bale Fire In Burgess Hill




There were reportedly 500 bales of hay alight. Fire Services from across the county were involved in tackling the blaze until lunchtime on Thursday. Thankfully no humans or animals were harmed. 7th September 2014,

My SAUCE says its rumored that BLOOM put BARBER in the hay, and that ERNEST has some LEEKS to the suspect

 

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Ferring Marine

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Mar 28, 2014

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• Sep 10, 2014

• #10

You can't beat Worthing market on a Wednesday can you

 

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 5, 2003

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Living In a Box

• Sep 10, 2014

• #11

Ernest = Kellie, he is going bonkers talking to himself

 

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BensGrandad

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• Sep 10, 2014

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banjo said:

I hope the old man didn't hang round to long, he might find a parking ticket on he's car.

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If he did I would advise him to look at pepipoo.com to avoid paying it.

In actual fact as it was Worthing just write with a reasonable explanation and ask them to give details of the Independant tribunal and they will cancel the ticket.