Getting rid of bird poo stains

MissGull · Sep 7, 2014

Any good suggestions of what I can do, or ideally where I could go to get these marks/etchings on my car fixed.

My car gets shat on by birds all the time. Today I've noticed i've been left with a lot of noticeable marks. They really show up in the sun, and when my car has been cleaned. It's a nice car, and i'm keen to preserve the paintwork.

Return of the Rev · Sep 7, 2014

missgull said:
any good suggestions of what i can do, or ideally where i could go to get these marks/etchings on my car fixed.

My car gets shat on by birds all the time. Today i've noticed i've been left with a lot of noticeable marks. They really show up in the sun, and when my car has been cleaned. It's a nice car, and i'm keen to preserve the paintwork.

Clean it more often,the longer you leave the worse the mark

dougdeep · Sep 7, 2014

Can you still get T-Cut?

Brighthelmstone · Sep 7, 2014

Keep it waxed and polished, and wash it off soon as you see it. For the marks already there try something like T-Cut or some of the MER products.

MissGull · Sep 7, 2014

Return of the Rev said:
Clean it more often,the longer you leave the worse the mark

The corrosion in hot weather happens within hours, I can't constantly stand next to my car just in case.

It gets cleaned once a week.

Return of the Rev · Sep 7, 2014

missgull said:
the corrosion in hot weather happens within hours, i can't constantly stand next to my car just in case.

It gets cleaned once a week.

Well there you go,the root of the problem,no work ethic :cheery:

TomandJerry · Sep 7, 2014

Get an air rifle and shoot the blasted birds!

MissGull · Sep 7, 2014

Return of the Rev said:
Well there you go,the root of the problem,no work ethic

No work would be the resolution!

Pretty pink fairy · Sep 7, 2014

MissGull said:
The corrosion in hot weather happens within hours, I can't constantly stand next to my car just in case.

It gets cleaned once a week.

what else gets cleaned once a week

regards
Dr

Cadiz Seagull · Sep 7, 2014

Use some toilet paper, although to be fair the bird will probably be too far away by the time you get to use it

upthealbion1970 · Sep 7, 2014

Wet t-cut and rinse followed by wax (demon shine is excellent)

Igzilla · Sep 7, 2014

Baby wipes - gets even the most stubborn mark off. Be generous with them as being stingy can still leave a white residue.

grubbyhands · Sep 7, 2014

TomandJerry said:
Get an air rifle and shoot the blasted birds!

Yeah, D'you wanna borrow one?

Return of the Rev · Sep 7, 2014

Wire wool and ketchup should do the trick

TomandJerry · Sep 7, 2014

grubbyhands said:
Yeah, D'you wanna borrow one?

I already have two, thanks for the offer

wellquickwoody · Sep 7, 2014

Firstly, park somewhere different, not under tress or known seagull roosts.

Secondly, if the first option cannot be done, look over your car more regularly and rinse off the poo.

Them is the facts, you cannot sensibly wash your car more than once a week.

AmexRuislip · Sep 7, 2014

MissGull said:
Any good suggestions of what I can do, or ideally where I could go to get these marks/etchings on my car fixed.

My car gets shat on by birds all the time. Today I've noticed i've been left with a lot of noticeable marks. They really show up in the sun, and when my car has been cleaned. It's a nice car, and i'm keen to preserve the paintwork.

If the bird poo is rock hard, leave a piece of wet paper over it for a while.
This then should make it easier to remove, works for me.

Carrot Cruncher · Sep 7, 2014

I used to have problems with birds shitting on my car, but then I stopped going dogging...

vegster · Sep 7, 2014

Surely this thread has been started in order to get Danny Seagull out of retirement ?

PILTDOWN MAN · Sep 7, 2014

Dump her.

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