AmexRuislip
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I'll start you linguists off 
There once was a guy called Garcia...............
There once was a guy called Garcia...............
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Who each night soaked his nuts in sangria
Foul Play Rocks
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His wife she would cup them
TomandJerry
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And then cut them
Foul Play Rocks
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And hang them both off one ear
AmexRuislip
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He then left for Israel
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
I'm a tongue-tied bloke from...
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Abort, retry, fail
There once was a guy called Garcia.
He upped and left, said "Pa, see ya".
He went to Israel,
Most thought he needs Braille,
And ended up north of Deal Pier.
He upped and left, said "Pa, see ya".
He went to Israel,
Most thought he needs Braille,
And ended up north of Deal Pier.
Wrong-Direction
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Well this went well
TomandJerry
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He came back to England,
To go to Watford,
And turned down Leeds,
To go to Watford,
And turned down Leeds,
Shuggie
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There once was a guy called Garcia
Whose teams often played with great fear
The crowds got quite bored
So he went off abroad
But was back in less than a year
Whose teams often played with great fear
The crowds got quite bored
So he went off abroad
But was back in less than a year
Weatherman
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There was a young lady from Ealing........
Foul Play Rocks
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She layed on her back and opened her crack
And got sacked for being too revealing
And got sacked for being too revealing
Hove Seagull
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There was an old lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
Her tits were a-flower
And her fanny was covered in weeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
Her tits were a-flower
And her fanny was covered in weeds
Good work
Foul Play Rocks
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There once was a man called Teixeira
Defences would soon learn to fear(er)
Goals he would score as the Amex would roar
Who cares if the beer has got dearer
Defences would soon learn to fear(er)
Goals he would score as the Amex would roar
Who cares if the beer has got dearer
withdeanwombat
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There once was a guy called Garcia
Whose teams played without any fear,
And no flair or speed
The supporters agreed
In fact all the football was drear.
Whose teams played without any fear,
And no flair or speed
The supporters agreed
In fact all the football was drear.
AmexRuislip
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There once was a rich man called Tony Bloom,
Who ended Albions pathway to doom.
He finished Dicks dream,
of getting the team,
to the holy grail that is the Amex.
Who ended Albions pathway to doom.
He finished Dicks dream,
of getting the team,
to the holy grail that is the Amex.
There once was a man from Nantucket...