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Shuggie

Well-known member
Sep 19, 2003
665
East Sussex coast
There once was a guy called Garcia
Whose teams often played with great fear
The crowds got quite bored
So he went off abroad
But was back in less than a year
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Apr 5, 2014
23,291
Who like Brighton, she hit Gus's ceiling...
 

Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2013
5,178
She layed on her back and opened her crack
And got sacked for being too revealing
 


Hove Seagull

Well-known member
Feb 18, 2008
1,250
Havant
There was an old lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
Her tits were a-flower
And her fanny was covered in weeds
 

Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2013
5,178
There once was a man called Teixeira
Defences would soon learn to fear(er)
Goals he would score as the Amex would roar
Who cares if the beer has got dearer
 

withdeanwombat

Well-known member
Feb 17, 2005
8,688
Somersetshire
There once was a guy called Garcia
Whose teams played without any fear,
And no flair or speed
The supporters agreed
In fact all the football was drear.
 


AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,711
Ruislip
There once was a rich man called Tony Bloom,
Who ended Albions pathway to doom.
He finished Dicks dream,
of getting the team,
to the holy grail that is the Amex.
 

Frutos

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
May 3, 2006
35,476
Northumberland
There once was a man from Nantucket...
 

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