Deadline day cliches

MissGull

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Apr 1, 2013

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• Aug 31, 2014

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The last day is almost upon us....so what are the usual cliches?


Service station, motorway or even airport 'sightings' of big name players, who must be signing for your club. Twitter says so.

 

JOLovegrove

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Jan 30, 2012

2,002

• Aug 31, 2014

• #2

The fact the window SLAMS shut.

 

shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]

Nov 28, 2005

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Brighton

• Aug 31, 2014

• #3

 

dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013

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Burgess Hill

• Aug 31, 2014

• #4

'Fax machine'. Who the f*** actually uses a fax machine these days ?

 

Southwick_Seagull

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Oct 8, 2008

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• Aug 31, 2014

• #5

Kids in tracksuits acting like prats behind Sky Sports presenters standing outside training grounds.

 

MissGull

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Apr 1, 2013

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• Aug 31, 2014

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Jim Van Winkle

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Jul 14, 2010

3,125

Hawaii

• Aug 31, 2014

• #7

This guy whoring himself out for another signing on fee:

 

Luke93

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Jun 23, 2013

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Shoreham

• Aug 31, 2014

• #8

Screw deadline day. Jennifer Lawrence leaks are legit...

 

Wiggy Power

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Feb 25, 2009

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• Sep 1, 2014

• #9

MissGull said:

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Highlight of every deadline day.