Favourite "Sweating like a........." one liner

Smirko

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Aug 19, 2011

1,531

Brighton

• Aug 31, 2014

• #1

I'll start you off with "Sweating like a dyslexic at a countdown audition!"

 

bomber130

bomber130

Jun 10, 2011

1,908

• Aug 31, 2014

• #2

Sweating like Anne frank in a loft

 

S

Shropshire Seagull

Well-known member

Nov 5, 2004

8,496

Telford

• Aug 31, 2014

• #3

Sweating like a crap thread starter

 

K

Keith Patel

**** off Lino.

Apr 4, 2009

801

Brighton

• Aug 31, 2014

• #4

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?306263-I-m-sweating-like-a&highlight=sweating+like

 

Normal Rob

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Jul 8, 2003

5,656

Somerset

• Aug 31, 2014

• #5

Not sweating but my favourite similar phrase at the moment has to be 'moved quicker than Justin Fletcher wiping his hard drive'

 

Smirko

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Aug 19, 2011

1,531

Brighton

• Aug 31, 2014

• Thread starter
• #6

Keith Patel said:

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?306263-I-m-sweating-like-a&highlight=sweating+like

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Oops missed this one!

 

EDS

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Nov 11, 2012

2,040

• Aug 31, 2014

• #7

Sweating like a turkey who caught Bernard Matthews grinning at him.

 

poidy

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Aug 3, 2009

1,848

• Aug 31, 2014

• #8

Sweating like Vanessa Feltz on a treadmill

 

poidy

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Aug 3, 2009

1,848

• Aug 31, 2014

• #9

Sweating like Joseph Fritzl at a family reunion

 

supaseagull

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Feb 19, 2004

9,609

The United Kingdom of Mile Oak

• Aug 31, 2014

• #10

Sweating like a bollock in a vasectomy clinic

 

8ace

Banned

Jul 21, 2003

23,811

Brighton

• Aug 31, 2014

• #11

Sweating like a person in a sauna.

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• Aug 31, 2014

• #12

...the last remaining Bee Gee

 

EDS

Banned

Nov 11, 2012

2,040

• Aug 31, 2014

• #13

Like a Muslim at passport control

 

Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s

Dec 31, 2011

7,356

• Aug 31, 2014

• #14

Like Ian Huntley in a bathroom.

 

Kazenga <3

Test 805843

Feb 28, 2010

4,870

Team c/r HQ

• Aug 31, 2014

• #15

Like a paedophile in a playground

 

Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012

10,944

Crawley

• Aug 31, 2014

• #16

Not a sweating one but I heard someone say of Arjen Robben that he goes down more easily than a Granny on an icy pavement.

 

upthealbion1970

bring on the trumpets....

NSC Patron

Jan 22, 2009

8,865

Woodingdean

• Aug 31, 2014

• #17

Sweating like a 70s bbc radio presenter

 

The Kid Frankie

New member

Sep 5, 2012

2,082

• Aug 31, 2014

• #18

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers.

 

Coach_Carter_92

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Apr 25, 2013

663

Home

• Aug 31, 2014

• #19

poidy said:

Sweating like Joseph Fritzl at a family reunion

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Sweating like Fritzl on MTV cribs

 

Bean

Registered User

Feb 13, 2010

3,557

Hove

• Aug 31, 2014

• #20

Sweating like Jimmy Carr at the tax office