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mlg57

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Oct 20, 2006
985
Milton Keynes
A young lad is in court discussing his custody.

The judge ask him "Do you want to live with your Dad?"

He answers "No he beats me"

The Judge asks "Do you want to live with your Mum?"

He answers "No she beats me"

The Judge replies "Then Who do you want to Live with?"

He answers "Man United, they never beat anyone"
 




Acker79

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Nov 15, 2008
31,766
Brighton
How is he going to live with man utd? Will he live at old trafford? I'm not sure that is suitable living arrangements. The facilities may be decent for a football ground, but not really for a home. Would he be moved around on a rota system spending so many nights at each players home because that could be quite unsettling. Would the directors take a him in for a period too? The Glazers live in America, how will that work out with Visas and schools? This doesn't seem like very suitable living arrangements.

Not to mention the emotional needs of the child, there is more to parenting than 'not beating' a child. How will a football club be able to teach him about personal relationships - they buy and sell people almost on a whim, they use and discard their players. No, this would seem like a very unhealthy situation for the child.
 




wallyback

Well-known member
Jun 22, 2011
1,406
Brighton
If a man is united it must be near impossible to beat anyone.
 






hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
10,124
Kitbag in Dubai
At least the child won't be requiring a passport this year.
 


Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
How old is this young lad? Not sure they would give him such options, even less so giving him a free hit at a guardian as it were. He could suggest anyone.
 


Nathan

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Jan 8, 2010
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As long as they stay clear of Rotherham the kid should be alright.
 



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