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Ernest

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,739
LOONEY BIN
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I've BEAN trying to locate this PERSON as I have a CHECK for 5p for the ROYALTIES for COPIES sold of his BOOK 'POTLESS Pillock', I've SEARCHED his USUAL haunts on Church Road but he SEAMS to have GONE missing.

I even PRETENDED to be from South Today and OFFERING an interview LIVE on TV BUT I still can't FLUSH him out, WEAR has he gone ?
 




vegster

vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,886
Yawn.......
 


Sheebo

Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,287
I really hope nobody on here has a family member or friend genuinely missing at the moment - this would prob upset them a bit...
 




dingodan

dingodan

New member
Feb 16, 2011
10,080
We are playing in 15 minutes why are you not studying the line-up and listening to Johny Cantor and getting excited like the rest of us?

I have a poop that has been pending for 24 hours but even that is going out of the window at this point.

Get your HEAD STRAIGHT!
 












fat old seagull

fat old seagull

New member
Sep 8, 2005
5,239
Rural Ringmer
Ernest said:
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I've BEAN trying to locate this PERSON as I have a CHECK for 5p for the ROYALTIES for COPIES sold of his BOOK 'POTLESS Pillock', I've SEARCHED his USUAL haunts on Church Road but he SEAMS to have GONE missing.

I even PRETENDED to be from South Today and OFFERING an interview LIVE on TV BUT I still can't FLUSH him out, WEAR has he gone ?
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Mmmm I'm beginning to suspect YOU are Dick Tight !
 




Hyperion

Hyperion

New member
Nov 1, 2010
5,314
I somehow should really know better, yet I open the thread expecting non drivel. Drivel of vast proportions is then followed
 




Sheebo

Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,287


StonehamPark

StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil
Oct 30, 2010
9,773
BC, Canada
sheebo said:
I really hope nobody on here has a family member or friend genuinely missing at the moment - this would prob upset them a bit...
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If this thread has the potential to upset someone. He/She should turn off the internet, lock the doors and close the curtains.
 


Sheebo

Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,287
StonehamPark said:
If this thread has the potential to upset someone. He/She should turn off the internet, lock the doors and close the curtains.
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Lol ok then boss you've spoken now...

It amazes me people misinterpreting throw away comments
 










S

Skylar

Banned
Jul 29, 2014
799
sheebo said:
I really hope nobody on here has a family member or friend genuinely missing at the moment - this would prob upset them a bit...
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Like Eddie Gibson from Brighton who went missing in Cambodia. God bless him and his parents.
 




Medwayseagull

Medwayseagull

JCB
Sep 23, 2011
4,322
North North East from the AMEX
dingodan said:
We are playing in 15 minutes why are you not studying the line-up and listening to Johny Cantor and getting excited like the rest of us?

I have a poop that has been pending for 24 hours but even that is going out of the window at this point.

Get your HEAD STRAIGHT!
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Let's hope nobody is loitering below your window.
 


dreaming spires

dreaming spires

Banned
Nov 27, 2009
276
Totally sick and idiotic post. There are people in Sussex going out of their minds looking for loved ones in atm, and you post a perverted thread like this.

Sick ****, whats next? Why not ring 999 and pretend there's a fire somewhere. That would be right up your street.
 


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