Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I was LOITERING before kick off near the outside Bar looking for someones PINT to FILCH and I was in LUCK once again, I popped BEHIND the bushes to RELIEVE myself and someone had LEFT a PINT of Fosters there.
I QUICKLY slurped it down before someone CLAIMED it and HOT FOOTED it away, must ADMIT it did TASTE a bit WARM and had a HINT of Harveys about it but who CARES when it is FREE ?
Two MATCHES and 2 FREE pints, I'm on a ROLL now, just NEED another COAT to FIND for when it gets a bit PARKEY
I QUICKLY slurped it down before someone CLAIMED it and HOT FOOTED it away, must ADMIT it did TASTE a bit WARM and had a HINT of Harveys about it but who CARES when it is FREE ?
Two MATCHES and 2 FREE pints, I'm on a ROLL now, just NEED another COAT to FIND for when it gets a bit PARKEY