You cannoy buy a pint AND have a wee. If you need the loo, you hsve to enter the stadium, and then you cannot come out again.
DOH!
DOH!
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Outside Stadium Cock Up
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Da Faq is this?
Gazwag
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Are you 75 with a bladder problem
Perhaps you should have titled the thread "Outside Stadium Cock Out." ?
seagullsovergrimsby
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The solution is to drink the pint and use the plastic beaker to take a leak in which you then discard and another fan will think is a free pint of Fosters.
KZNSeagull
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When ones cock is up, it is usually pretty difficult to have a wee anyway. So I do not see the problem here.
sir albion
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Go in the bushes
You can do it from a distance.
maltaseagull
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Aren't there toilets at Falmer station?
BrianWade4
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Piss yourself.
sir albion
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You have to laugh at the amount of people that want everything on a plate
You wait. Next game there will be plenty of 50p a wee portaloos. Barber won't miss this trick.
gregbrighton
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There is lots of grassy/bushes places around the perimeter on the hilly bit behind the West stand. Go pee there.
What more do you want, scatter cushions and a nubile young female playing the harp? Man up!
gregbrighton
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Could do with a bit more seating outside the stadium. There is one solitary bench outside the west stand...for 24,000 people.
fat old seagull
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Having of course surreptitiously swapped your second pint for someone else's !
ps .... I'm keeping mine in my hand.....and my pint.
Now you've suggested it...
Bladders
Twats everywhere
When I got there they weren't serving and a handful of Coppers were at the bar 