el punal
Well-known member
A little Friday jollity for you. As we are entering the last week of the transfer window, prepare for the mass transit of players leaving/arriving at various clubs throughout the football world.
So, these shirt wearing, scarf holding, badge kissing, upstanding and virtuous members of the football fraternity attend their first media conference at their new club. What will they say and AND what do they mean.
Example : "This is a club that I've always wanted to play for." ( The £80,000 a week for three years did it for me.)
or, "I've found my spiritual home." ( There's a Nandos just around the corner from the ground.)
or, " This club is really going places." ( Yeah, downwards and relegation.)
or, " This is a real, traditional football club." ( They've won bugger all since 1936)
Over to you on some wonderful sarcastic "footballisms" that will be uttered by our heroes.
So, these shirt wearing, scarf holding, badge kissing, upstanding and virtuous members of the football fraternity attend their first media conference at their new club. What will they say and AND what do they mean.
Example : "This is a club that I've always wanted to play for." ( The £80,000 a week for three years did it for me.)
or, "I've found my spiritual home." ( There's a Nandos just around the corner from the ground.)
or, " This club is really going places." ( Yeah, downwards and relegation.)
or, " This is a real, traditional football club." ( They've won bugger all since 1936)
Over to you on some wonderful sarcastic "footballisms" that will be uttered by our heroes.
