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El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,707
Pattknull med Haksprut
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/man-accidentally-killed-himself-with-vibrator-inquest-hears-9663971.html

A man accidentally killed himself after a vibrator became lodged in his body, an inquest heard.

Nigel Willis, 50, of Forest Hill, spent five days with the sex toy stuck inside his body as he was too embarrassed to go to the doctor.

Southwark Coroners’ Court heard he lay on the sofa and complained of feeling dizzy and weak to his mother in the house they shared.

Mr Willis, who suffered from diabetes, was taken to Lewisham Hospital on December 30 last year when a concerned friend said he should get help and asked if he had swallowed a bee.

He was admitted to intensive care on New Year’s Eve with septic shock.
 




Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Too embarrassed to visit hospital but seems fine with ramming a buzzcock up his Arris round his mum's gaff. But you're quite right, nasty way to bow out.
 














Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,569
Inside him constantly for 5 days?? Cliff Richard must be reading this story in a cold sweat.
 






HAILSHAM SEAGULL

Well-known member
Nov 9, 2009
10,347
That'll teach him to buy Duracells
 










Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
70,161
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/man-accidentally-killed-himself-with-vibrator-inquest-hears-9663971.html

A man accidentally killed himself after a vibrator became lodged in his body, an inquest heard.

Nigel Willis, 50, of Forest Hill, spent five days with the sex toy stuck inside his body as he was too embarrassed to go to the doctor.

Southwark Coroners’ Court heard he lay on the sofa and complained of feeling dizzy and weak to his mother in the house they shared.

Mr Willis, who suffered from diabetes, was taken to Lewisham Hospital on December 30 last year when a concerned friend said he should get help and asked if he had swallowed a bee.

He was admitted to intensive care on New Year’s Eve with septic shock.

Beehive El Pres! :lol:
 






Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Did they have an argument and his mum told him to go f**k himself?
 










Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Jul 7, 2003
18,858
Worthing
I guess he'll be in the running for a Darwin Award then.
 


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