FFS- the inlaws have (very kindly ) paid and suprised us with a holiday to a holiday ....

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Deleted User X18H

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• Aug 11, 2014

• #1

.... Park in Selsey
I am informed (on pain of death) that I have to go for a couple of days .

Anyone ever been? What's it like?

Will anyone try and kill me?

 

StonehamPark

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Oct 30, 2010

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BC, Canada

• Aug 11, 2014

• #2

No idea, ask [MENTION=12198]PaulValley[/MENTION] for his opinion.

 

WildWood

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Sep 6, 2011

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Chichester

• Aug 11, 2014

• #3

I used to work there when I was a kid. It's worse than you think......
Have you had a Tetanus shot recently?

 

hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.

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Chandlers Ford

• Aug 11, 2014

• #4

hove born&bred said:

Will anyone try and kill me?

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Possibly, the unfortunate Mrs B&B, if she were to see this thread.

 

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Deleted User X18H

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• Aug 11, 2014

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• #5

StonehamPark said:

No idea, ask [MENTION=12198]PaulValley[/MENTION] for his opinion.

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I know think you this highly amusing , but Paul Valley has been in an institution since that incident in Nov 07.

He is occasionally visited by Beach Hut and Ernest . Although Ernest usually drinks his Lucozade and leaves soon after.

It's not funny .

 

TWOCHOICEStom

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Brighton

• Aug 11, 2014

• #6

Apparently, one of my friends lost his virginity to a girl of considerable size in one of the static caravans there.

A wonderful place.

 

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Deleted User X18H

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• Aug 11, 2014

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hans kraay fan club said:

Possibly, the unfortunate Mrs B&B, if she were to see this thread.

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It's Mrs H .....B&B actually .

 

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• Aug 11, 2014

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TWOCHOICEStom said:

Apparently, one of my friends lost his virginity to a girl of considerable size in one of the static caravans there.

A wonderful place.

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Promising !

 

Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland

• Aug 11, 2014

• #9

TWOCHOICEStom said:

Apparently, one of my friends lost his virginity to a girl of considerable size in one of the static caravans there.

A wonderful place.

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HB&B, has the wife been to this holiday park before?

 

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• Aug 11, 2014

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Herr Tubthumper said:

HB&B, has the wife been to this holiday park before?

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Very good Meg.

 

jackanada

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Brighton

• Aug 11, 2014

• #11

Surely people try and kill you in all sorts of places. If anything Selsey will present an opportunity for you to experiment with a less punchable persona.

 

Chicken Runner61

We stand where we want!

May 20, 2007

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• Aug 11, 2014

• #12

Can we pick the days you go?

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

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• Aug 11, 2014

• #13

Over 50% of the "Vans" will be inhabited by permanent residents with washing machines in outside boxes droning on all day, tasteful garden gnomes, and the like,dotted all over the place, rotary clothes dryers with threadbare underware on full display and pick ups parked on the "drive". Enjoy!

 

Garage_Doors

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Brighton

• Aug 11, 2014

• #14

hove born&bred said:

Promising !

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Guessing your still a virgin.
Are the kids going to?

 

Beach Hut

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Living In a Box

• Aug 11, 2014

• #15

I take it this is one of those £9.50 Sun holidays ?

 

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supergeorge

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• Aug 11, 2014

• #16

#Prayforhoveborn&bred

 

dwayne

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London

• Aug 11, 2014

• #17

Whatever happened to that big playyyya hove born and bred?

I even feel humiliated reading his threads these days.

 

Everest

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Southwick

• Aug 11, 2014

• #18

hove born&bred said:

Will anyone try and kill me?

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No more than posting on here.

Take your helmet

 

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TonyW

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• Aug 11, 2014

• #19

hove born&bred said:

.... Park in Selsey
I am informed (on pain of death) that I have to go for a couple of days .

Anyone ever been? What's it like?

Will anyone try and kill me?

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I had to endure a weekend at one in Prestatyn recently.

Wall to wall Scousers and overweight scum bags.

Hope yours is better.

And yes, someone may well try to kill you

 

Puppet Master

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Aug 14, 2012

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• Aug 11, 2014

• #20

Cool.