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Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
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God, too many to choose form but I think one of my favourite lines was (I think i've got the details right) first episode of I'm Alan Partridge and he is in his Radio Booth

"It's 2.30..................................AM"
 








edna krabappel

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NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
47,228
"Stop rubbing your fanny on me!"
 






Shatner's Bassoon

The Puff Pastry Hangman
Feb 12, 2012
860
"My first guest was born within the sound of the Bow Bells. He is a Cockney man. Thirty years ago he crawled out of the maggot-ridden cesspit that is the East End of London."
 




hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai
"It may be chocolate to you, Jill, but to an unwitting member of staff this could look like some sort of dirty protest against the standard of service in the hotel, which I happen to think is very good. I mean, it’s not five-star, but it’s certainly competitive."
 






Shatner's Bassoon

The Puff Pastry Hangman
Feb 12, 2012
860
"My Ukrainian girlfriend was attacking me with a rubber hammer... she's mildly cretinous."
 


W.C.

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Oct 31, 2011
4,927
Fire, fire, the fair's on fire!
 






Surrey_Albion

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Jan 17, 2011
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Horley
They can say what they like about jesus but for me Niel Diamond will always be King of the Jews.

Ahhhhh ladyboys

Lyn, Lyn Ive put a spike through my foot

(Whilst micheal was talking) got to go know as I dont talk....goerdie......what was that!, I meant that was just a noise
 


W.C.

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Oct 31, 2011
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(Whilst micheal was talking) got to go know as I dont talk....goerdie......what was that!, I meant that was just a noise

It sometimes hard to understand the Geordie.......

people
 


Surrey_Albion

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Jan 17, 2011
2,867
Horley
It sometimes hard to understand the Geordie.......

people

Thanks thats the one (knew I hadnt got it right) brilliant, I, Partridge is well worth a read aome great quotes in there ......none I can remember off the top of my head though
 






Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,023
"Look mate I don't want to shag your wife, although from the promotional video it looks like I would have a ruddy good time " :D
 



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