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An open letter to the bloke who stole my left wingback



Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
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Jul 23, 2003
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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Last season I'm sure I carefully left a player at left back while I went for a wee in the Derby game. He was tall, fit and ever present in the league and he could push forward in a sort of wingback stylee too. It seem some :censored: had stolen him after we had spent :censored: hours getting his signature. We seem to have been treating him as some sort of :censored:ing loan or something.

I bet he's languishing in :censored:ing Wolverhampton with those thieving black country :censored:s tucked up in some sort of :censored: under 21 setup or something. Honestly I'd only turned round for a minute and he was gone :censored:.

And whoever you are, replacing him with :censored: Calde is just taking the :censored:ing piss out of a club legend. Not only have you stolen our prize left back but you're making a fool out of :censored: everyone.

:censored:s.
 


BrianWade4

Well-known member
Aug 17, 2010
3,152
A nice bit of South London
Last season I'm sure I carefully left a player at left back while I went for a wee in the Derby game. He was tall, fit and ever present in the league and he could push forward in a sort of wingback stylee too. It seem some :censored: had stolen him after we had spent :censored: hours getting his signature. We seem to have been treating him as some sort of :censored:ing loan or something.

I bet he's languishing in :censored:ing Wolverhampton with those thieving black country :censored:s tucked up in some sort of :censored: under 21 setup or something. Honestly I'd only turned round for a minute and he was gone :censored:.

And whoever you are, replacing him with :censored: Calde is just taking the :censored:ing piss out of a club legend. Not only have you stolen our prize left back but you're making a fool out of :censored: everyone.

:censored:s.

Very good
I think the traditional response is: calm down you have anger issues
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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Calm down. I think that extra pint you had yesterday went to your head.
 





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