Only ONE bright SPOT yesterday was a FREE pint

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

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• Aug 10, 2014

• #1

Amongst all the DOOM and GLOOM of yesterday my only BRIGHT spot was SEEING the MASSIVE queues for a PINT and some IDIOT buy one put it on a LEDGE and go for a WEEWEE.

I was over FASTER than Paul Barber shuts his WALLET and grabbed the beer and SLURPED it down.

CHEERS whoever you are and HOPE you weren't too ANGRY.

 

Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Aug 10, 2014

• #2

Did you nick someone else's then?

http://www.northstandchat.com/showt...-good-thing-yesterday-was-getting-a-free-pint

 

sten

sister ray

Jul 14, 2003

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eastside

• Aug 10, 2014

• #3

Ernest said:

Amongst all the DOOM and GLOOM of yesterday my only BRIGHT spot was SEEING the MASSIVE queues for a PINT and some IDIOT buy one put it on a LEDGE and go for a WEEWEE.

I was over FASTER than Paul Barber shuts his WALLET and grabbed the beer and SLURPED it down.

CHEERS whoever you are and HOPE you weren't too ANGRY.

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They taste so much better when there're free

 

Eeyore

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Apr 5, 2014

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• Aug 10, 2014

• #4

My only surprise is how long this thread took to appear..

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

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• Aug 10, 2014

• #5

Simple tap-in for the boy ENREST

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

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• Aug 10, 2014

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• #6

Guinness Boy said:

Did you nick someone else's then?

http://www.northstandchat.com/showt...-good-thing-yesterday-was-getting-a-free-pint

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He is a TRIBUTE artist to the ORIGINAL, Strolling Bones to the Rolling Stones

 

banjo

GOSBTS

Oct 25, 2011

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Deep south

• Aug 10, 2014

• #7

sten said:

They taste so much better when there're free

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Did it taste of p#ss though ?

 

Ernest

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Nov 8, 2003

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• Aug 10, 2014

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• #8

banjo said:

Did it taste of p#ss though ?

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Thought it TASTED a bit TART

 

banjo

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Oct 25, 2011

13,244

Deep south

• Aug 10, 2014

• #9

Ernest said:

Thought it TASTED a bit TART

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Chicken Runner61

We stand where we want!

May 20, 2007

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• Aug 10, 2014

• #10

Next home game when I go for a wee wee I'm expecting to see several bearded men in tight denim shorts holding their pints while they wee wee

 

Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003

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• Aug 10, 2014

• #11

Chicken Runner61 said:

Next home game when I go for a wee wee I'm expecting to see several bearded men in tight denim shorts

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Maybe best to keep your private arrangements with Lord Bracknell, Easy 10 and Muhammed 'i'm hard' Bruce Lee off the Big Board?

 

Chicken Runner61

We stand where we want!

May 20, 2007

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• Aug 10, 2014

• #12

Bry Nylon said:

Maybe best to keep your private arrangements with Lord Bracknell, Easy 10 and Muhammed 'i'm hard' Bruce Lee off the Big Board?

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I bow to your superior knowledge on the subject - Is it some kind of sex gang ?

 

Goldstone1976

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• Aug 10, 2014

• #13

The joy of these threads by Enrest is not that he makes them, but how he words them. I know others really hate them, thinking them boring and predictable, but I always enjoy them.