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Phat Baz 68

Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,023
Two of my personal favourites are

He's mad, mad, He's madder than Mad Jack Mcmad winner off last years Mr Madman competition.
And
Underneath this soft boyish exterior, beats the heart of a ruthless and sadistic maniac !:lol::bounce::lolol:
 




Charlies Shinpad

Charlies Shinpad

New member
Jul 5, 2003
4,415
Oakford in Devon
Talking to Mr Ploppy in the jail and he says to him " I bet the winters nights just fly by in your house "

Rik Mayall as Flash, Saying" Am I pleased to see you or is that a canoe in my pocket !"

And many many more that I could quote once I look at the DVD again
 


Uncle Spielberg

Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
42,813
Lancing
Your disguise is as convincing as a giraffe wearing dark sunglasses trying to get into a polar bear's only golf club
 








Uncle Spielberg

Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
42,813
Lancing




Stoo82

Stoo82

GEEZUS!
Jul 8, 2008
7,530
Hove
'Come one Darling, we're leaving!'

'What is the matter with you today Darling?!'

Classics.


'Well, this is a sort of a war'

'Oh yes, wouldn't want to fight the Germans without my stick!'
 






Prince Monolulu

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
Captain Blackadder: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war two great super-armies developed. Us, the Russians and the French on one side, Germany and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea being that each army would act as the other's deterrent. That way, there could never be a war.
Private Baldrick: Except, this is sort of a war, isn't it?
Captain Blackadder: That's right. There was one tiny flaw in the plan.
Lieutenant George: O, what was that?
Captain Blackadder: It was bollocks.
 








Blackadder

Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,077
Haywards Heath
Charlies Shinpad said:
Talking to Mr Ploppy in the jail and he says to him " I bet the winters nights just fly by in your house "
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My favourite Ploppy quote is in my signature.

[SUP]Strangely, this subject is close to my heart.[/SUP]

"To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was something that just happened to other people, wasn't it?"


"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

"Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out and buy a turkey so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus. I'm going to have a party, and no one's invited but me!"

"This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War. Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?"
 


Grombleton

Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
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“We’ve made as much progress today as an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping”
 




AmexRuislip

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
33,802
Ruislip
"Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?"
"No, but I've often thought I'd like to."
"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the
placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."
 














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