Bhafc in talks with man u over zaha & lingard signing..........(hilarious joke)

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simonduncan52

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Paul Barber's autograph book..........

 

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Husty

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Prince Monolulu

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Just need to sit down and push me rib back in.

It would be 'Paul Barber's' by the way.

 

Kumquat

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Nurse! Fetch the reseaming equipment!

 

The Andy Naylor Fan Club

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Ban.

 

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BensGrandad

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If only that was true

 

Green Cross Code Man

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Wouldn't want Zaha anyway.

 

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We seem to be 'in talks' with everyone and anyone but fear not…closing a deal seems an elusive skill at our club ATM.

Would like to see Lingard back but the other scumbag must never wear our stripes.

 

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martin tyler

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Tosser

 

Giraffe

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Zaha would fall over and hit his head on Barbers knee

 

Dan Aitch

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I hope Sami hasn't got a daughter.

 

supaseagull

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Mayonaise said:

We seem to be 'in talks' with everyone and anyone but fear not…closing a deal seems an elusive skill at our club ATM.

Would like to see Lingard back but the other scumbag must never wear our stripes.

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Don't be so bloody silly.

I'd take Zaha in a shot.

 

John Bumlick

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My sides are in orbit

 

Bwian

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martin tyler said:

Palace Schoolboy Tosser

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Corrected for you.

 

The Stout Yeoman

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Zaha ha ha ha ha

 

grubbyhands

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CSMFD

 

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supaseagull said:

Don't be so bloody silly.

I'd take Zaha in a shot.

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I'm sure you meant I'd like to see Zaha shot?

 

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supaseagull said:

Don't be so bloody silly.

I'd take Zaha in a shot.

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Make it a clean kill then. No one will be impressed if all you do is bring down Zaha. Not exactly difficult is it ?

 

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surrey jim

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We could never afford Zaha, IIRC the worlds first billion pound player.