New songs please

Marty___Mcfly

I see your wicked plan - I’m a junglist.

Sep 14, 2011

2,251

• Jul 26, 2014

• #1

With the loss of 'Who's that man', there is a dire need for new songs this season. Please feel free to post compositions below. Best ones will be mouthed by the East stand from August onwards..

In particular need are the newbies-

O'Grady

Toko

Kemy / Redbeard (as good as a new signing after Garcia blew him out last year)

 

Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic

Jan 13, 2013

6,371

Sheffield

• Jul 26, 2014

• #2

'Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake, Forster-Caskey

(ooh, aahh)

I wanna knooooooooooooow how you scored that goal'

To the tune of Hey Baby (If You'll be My Girl) by DJ Otzi.

 

Wellesley

Well-known member

Jul 24, 2013

4,973

• Jul 26, 2014

• #3

Kemy waaooh,
Kemy waaaaaooooh,
He came from Swansea Town,
The Bloke's a ****ing clown,
Kemy waaooh,
Kemy waaaaaooooh,
He's useless so instead,
He dyed his beard red..........

 

Dan Aitch

New member

May 31, 2013

2,287

• Jul 26, 2014

• #4

To the tune of 'Super, super Tom'

Jay-eff, Jayeffcee, Jay-eff, Jayeffcee, Jay-eff, Jayeffcee - Jake Forster-Caskey.


"Who's that man we signed from Barnsley,
Who's that man we all adore,
Chris O'Grady is his name, and he scores a goal a game,
And we don't miss singing about Leonardo Ulloa who's gone to Leicester for £7m anymore"

The last line needs some work.

To the tune of 'When Johnny comes marching home'

Kazenga goes falling down again, Lua, Lua,
Kazenga goes falling down again, Lua, Lua,
Kazenga goes falling down again, the referee blows his whistle and then,
We all start cheer-ing, Kazenga Lua Lua.

It's late, I'm drunk. Sorry.

edit - to the tune of 'Sally' by Gracie Fields -

Sami, Sami, don't ever wander, away from the Amex and me.
Sami, Sami, stay with us Sami, and happy forever we'll be.

 

WhingForPresident

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NSC Patron

Feb 23, 2009

16,167

Marlborough

• Jul 26, 2014

• #5

These should be popular:

Ba-ba-ba-ba-Barber out.

Nathan Jones, is a weasel, is a weasel.

Who's that man that apparently used to work for Man City?
Why the **** doesn't he make any signings?
David Burke is his name,
And he is a ****ing Burke,
And we don't have any players any more.

 

Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member

Feb 23, 2013

5,180

• Jul 27, 2014

• #6

To the tune of Loco in Acapulco:
Yes you'll be
Going loco for our man Toko
He is big and he's strong
Yes you'll be going loco for our man Toko
The Albion march on and on

 

Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member

Feb 23, 2013

5,180

• Jul 27, 2014

• #7

To the tune of Volare:

O'Grady
Whoa whoa

O'Grady
Whoa whoa

 

Dan Aitch

New member

May 31, 2013

2,287

• Jul 27, 2014

• #8

Ob-la-di tune.

Brighter-nan, brighter-nan, brighter-nan, Ho-ove
Brighter-nanno-val-bion. (And then four double-time claps to keep everyone in rhythm)

 

Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member

Feb 23, 2013

5,180

• Jul 27, 2014

• #9

Dan Aitch said:

Ob-la-di tune.

Brighter-nan, brighter-nan, brighter-nan, Ho-ove
Brighter-nanno-val-bion. (And then four double-time claps to keep everyone in rhythm)

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I really like this. Probably don't need the hand claps just repeat the words. Shirley we couldn't mess this up .... Could we ? Lol.

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,874

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Jul 27, 2014

• #10

Sami, Saaami.
I'd walk a million miles, for one of your smiles, oh Saaaaaaami.
Repeat.
(To the tune of Mammy).

 

DNB_Seagull

Dirty Northerner. For now

Apr 27, 2014

579

• Jul 27, 2014

• #11

1. The real version of GOSBTS.
2. Mine, mine, mine. (Like the SEAGULLS in Nemo)
3. Super Sami Hyypia. (Like Super Tommy Kuszczak)
4. Stand up if you hate palace. (Hate when people don't stand up. Ruins atmosphere. RAIL SEATS PLEASE.)

 

Chicken Runner61

We stand where we want!

May 20, 2007

4,609

• Jul 27, 2014

• #12

Whoa Sami Whoa Sami Whoa Sami
We are going up, up up
Yes Oh Sami
We hate Palace, We hate Palace
The greatest in all the land

To the tune of Agagdo do do