Extra commandments

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Huple

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #1

If you could add an extra couple of commandments for people to live their lives by, what would they be ?

Mine would be..... Thou should not drive 4x4 cars unless you are a farmer.

 

WATFORD zero

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #2

Thou shall not wear Lycra when ones years exceed 25

 

Norman Baker suck my lozenge

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Freshening up for the Ladies.

• Jul 22, 2014

• #3

Thou shall not sit on my fat ****ing arse while others pay for the kids I've shat out.

 

Pavilionaire

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #4

Thou shalt not burn down one's town.

 

Goldstone1976

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Herts

• Jul 22, 2014

• #5

Thou shalt be cynical about all things, especially on the internet.

 

desprateseagull

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brighton, actually

• Jul 22, 2014

• #6

thou shalt not spill a stranger's pint at the pub, and expect to live - unless you offer to buy another..

 

Hamilton

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #7

Thou shalt not troll.

 

dazzer6666

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Burgess Hill

• Jul 22, 2014

• #8

Thou shalt not chew gum with your mouth open

 

dazzer6666

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Burgess Hill

• Jul 22, 2014

• #9

WATFORD zero said:

Thou shall not wear Lycra when ones years exceed 25

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Ohh, guilty of this one. Without lycra undershorts I'll get chafed to bits when I'm running as my fat legs rub against each other

 

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Brovion

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #10

Huple said:

If you could add an extra couple of commandments for people to live their lives by, what would they be ?

Mine would be..... Thou should not drive 4x4 cars unless you are a farmer.

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Or you're a District Nurse expected to visit patients in Brighton in the winter. When it snows quite a few people would never even see a nurse if it wasn't for public-spirited, 4x4-owning citizens offering to drive them around.

 

Taybha

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Uwantsumorwat

• Jul 22, 2014

• #11

Sheffield Wednesday

 

Notters

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Guiseley

• Jul 22, 2014

• #12

Thou shalt not cycle up Ditchling Beacon

 

father_and_son

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Under the Police Box

• Jul 22, 2014

• #13

Hamilton said:

Thou shalt not troll.

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OMG... so many damned souls!

 

Thunder Bolt

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Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Jul 22, 2014

• #14

None. Who needs more rules & regulations to abide by?

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #15

Thou shalt not leave after 85 minutes

 

smudge

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On the ocean wave

• Jul 22, 2014

• #16

Tom Hark said:

Thou shalt not leave after 85 minutes

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Beat me to it!

 

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narly101

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #17

Thou shalt not stop at the top of escalators.

Thou shalt not stand in open doorways.

Thou shalt not get on the tube unless passengers have disembarked first.

Thou shalt not use they phone whilst driving (especially if you are driving n HGV).

Thou shalt not abuse the tax laws of the country in which you reside/trade.

Thou shalt not leave your own home country and reside in the UK just to use the NHS.

Thou shalt not live in a 3 bedroom property with 17 human beings.

Thou shalt not disobey/ignore traffic signals when riding a bicycle.

 

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Spicy

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Dec 18, 2003

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #18

Thou shalt not shout at the top of your voice when the person you are speaking to is sitting opposite or next to you.

 

hans kraay fan club

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Chandlers Ford

• Jul 22, 2014

• #19

narly101 said:

Thou shalt not live in a 3 bedroom property with 17 human beings.

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I'd say that 3 people living in a 17 bedroom property is the bigger sin.

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #20

Thou shall not write "should of"
Thou shall not write "could of"
Thou shall not write "would of"