You know you're getting old when...

Stat Brother · Jul 21, 2014

... You're watching reruns of Tennant/Piper Dr Who, and you find your mind wandering amorously towards Jackie and not Rose Tyler. :facepalm:

What other 'joys' have I got to look forward too, in my old age?

Tim Over Whelmed · Jul 21, 2014

Gout, piles, aching joints, memory loss .... memory loss, and now for the bad bits!

Couldn't Be Hyypia · Jul 21, 2014

Your children kindly buying you a nose hair trimmer as a birthday present.

Stat Brother · Jul 21, 2014

Tim Over Whelmed said:
Gout, piles, aching joints, memory loss .... memory loss, and now for the bad bits!

Never had piles, not that I can remember anyway.

Mo Gosfield · Jul 21, 2014

The first three things to go when you are getting older are....
1) Your memory.
2) Can't remember
3) Can't remember

Tim Over Whelmed · Jul 21, 2014

Stat Brother said:
Never had piles, not that I can remember anyway.

very good

The Stout Yeoman · Jul 21, 2014

you dont recognise anything on the latest Now thats what I call Music CD ....

Czechmate · Jul 21, 2014

Stat Brother said:
... You're watching reruns of Tennant/Piper Dr Who, and you find your mind wandering amorously towards Jackie and not Rose Tyler.

What other 'joys' have I got to look forward too, in my old age?

I agree but I am a bit further down the line , I get a 'semi' on when they show Nefertiti's body on Egyptian programmes .

upthealbion1970 · Jul 21, 2014

You know you're getting old when your kids sound surprised that they like some of your music.

daveinprague · Jul 21, 2014

When you realise that you are no longer presented with night-club flyers in the street.

dougdeep · Jul 21, 2014

When your wife says "Do you fancy an early night?" You reply, "Good idea, I am a bit tired".

Gullflyinghigh · Jul 21, 2014

I wouldn't know about getting old as I'm still young and virile (shut up I am), but I can say that becoming a dad certainly makes you feel old!

Nathan · Jul 21, 2014

Has anyone mentioned that your memory goes?

beakyburn · Jul 21, 2014

daveinprague said:
When you realise that you are no longer presented with night-club flyers in the street.

And in a 50 yard race your 3 year old granddaughter gives you a 25 yard start.

H block · Jul 21, 2014

Memory loss is the worse. Seems to only effect me though on this thread.

JJ McClure · Jul 21, 2014

When you no longer know who any of the FHM top 100 women are.

backson · Jul 21, 2014

JJ McClure said:
When you no longer know who any of the FHM top 100 women are.

.. or look at the accompanying photos and think, "She'll catch her death dressed like that"

Bladders · Jul 21, 2014

The Stout Yeoman said:
you dont recognise anything on the latest Now thats what I call Music CD ....

I haven't for 15 years..

Spun Cuppa · Jul 21, 2014

When you contact a company to tell them there is a problem with one of their products you have purchased, and not knowing the techspeak for the issue and describe it as best you can, and the person on the phone sighs, tells you the correct terms and says it's not a problem because you 'sound elderly...'

AND, a similar incident with a similar context that happened a month earlier, which for the life of me I can't remember how it came about and the outcome :lolol:

(I must be elderly)

lawros left foot · Jul 21, 2014

The worst is your mem------------------------------------no, its no good, i forgot

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