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banjo

banjo

GOSBTS
Oct 25, 2011
13,243
Deep south
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Who would you be ?
 














Dan Aitch

Dan Aitch

New member
May 31, 2013
2,287
I think someone on here previously referred to me as Captain Diversity. I'll take that... mostly because Major Annoyance has already been taken. :whistle:
 












Meade's Ball

Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,612
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I'd be Donkeyman, a poor man's Centaur. The parts of a weak-backed hoss i inherited would not be the vast, wrinkled wabbadang dangling from my underbelly that i could've used as a weapon on surprisingly-attractive-for-Meade's-level-women's pleasure-parts, but the too-big-for-my-human-mouth walnut-cracking gnashers, two clumping clacking hooves instead of hands that end my more subtle groping days and ability to fill in a crossword comfortably, and the seven-inch ears that toss the hat from my head each time i feel in the slightest alerted to danger or peril or catch a close-up whiff of certain glues that could have a slice of deceased uncle Bernard's ass-fists in them. I help people move home a lot with my innate and misguided sturdiness and on one special occasion stamped a crab to death that looked a little aggressive toward a napping on the beach unanimalised lady i had an interest in and was following.
 




Surrey_Albion

Surrey_Albion

New member
Jan 17, 2011
2,867
Horley
Batman is the ultimate hero but he hasnt got any super powers. Superman is a wanker his disguise is a pair of glasses and he can do anything therefore what is the point
 






















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