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algie

The moaning of life
Jan 8, 2006
14,713
In rehab
Going by your post you are noway near drunk. Why pretend?
 

CorgiRegisteredFriend

Well-known member
May 29, 2011
8,304
Boring By Sea
As much liquid as you can physically manage. Creates a pressure on the bladder which has the desired effect.....apparently.
 

Fungus

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
May 21, 2004
7,033
Truro
Quick, write your address on your forehead...

Edit: Or are you trying to avoid "going home"
 




£1.99

Well-known member
Mar 3, 2008
1,185
11 years is nothing! celebrated 30 years last month, my misses is one lucky women:kiss:
Have a good night.
 

empire

Well-known member
Dec 1, 2003
11,699
dreamland
Drunk in a restaurant. Wife gone to 'freshen up'

It's our 11 year anniversary. I am not going to last...... Suggestions?



maybe get a life,your out with your beloved of11 years but feel the need to go on a forum,sad very sad
 


A mex eyecan

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2011
3,274
Drunk in a restaurant. Wife gone to 'freshen up'

It's our 11 year anniversary. I am not going to last...... Suggestions?

Easy matey, have a nice bottle of red ..
When the big moment comes and you need to hold on think of something distracting ( maybe the semi bald fat idiot wSL), that always Clears your head ......

Then you are free to carry on and on ..
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
It must have taken you a good few minutes to take out the phone (after she had retired) load up, find NSC, select new topic, think about what you wanted to post and post it coherently.



How much freshening up does she need? I think she might be screwing the wine waiter.

I suggest you make this your last anniversary.
 

papajaff

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2005
3,965
Brighton
Go and have a TW; tactical ****.

Edit; rhymes with tank. Kin ell
 

banjo

GOSBTS
Oct 25, 2011
13,226
Deep south
If you had time to type this out she must of gone for a shit. That's enough to slow you down. Now Keep that thought. :thumbsup:
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,499
Drunk in a restaurant. Wife gone to 'freshen up'

It's our 11 year anniversary. I am not going to last...... Suggestions?

11 years = 11 pints. You are drinking for love. X
 

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