Footballers secret talents..

The Andy Naylor Fan Club · Jul 12, 2014

Driving back from our holiday today we had the radio on and Gabby Logan was being interviewed by the comedian John Bishop and she mentioned that Mark Lawrenson ( Super Seagull and MOTD pundit ) was a trombonist.
Somehow conjured an image that is now permenantly etched in my mind

Do you know of any other footballers secret talents?

edna krabappel · Jul 12, 2014

The Andy Naylor Fan Club said:
Driving back from our holiday today we had the radio on and Gabby Logan was being interviewed by the comedian John Bishop and she mentioned that Mark Lawrenson ( Super Seagull and MOTD pundit ) was a trombonist.
Somehow conjured an image that is now permenantly etched in my mind

That's got to be some sort of euphemism, surely?

Hyperion · Jul 12, 2014

Robbie Savage is half decent at Hopscotch

The Andy Naylor Fan Club · Jul 12, 2014

edna krabappel said:
That's got to be some sort of euphemism, surely?

Oh no. She seemed quite serious/embarrassed that she had let it be known.

edna krabappel · Jul 12, 2014

The Andy Naylor Fan Club said:
Oh no. She seemed quite serious/embarrassed that she had let it be known.

Oh right. I was expecting some sort of pink oboe joke to follow.

edna krabappel · Jul 12, 2014

In fact, I bet if I checked the Profanisaurus, there would be an entry involving trombones.
[MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] would know for sure.

The Andy Naylor Fan Club · Jul 12, 2014

Hyperion said:
Robbie Savage is half decent at Hopscotch

The Scotch part, I can believe.

Hyperion · Jul 12, 2014

The Andy Naylor Fan Club said:
The Scotch part, I can believe.

Brilliant

Hyperion · Jul 12, 2014

edna krabappel said:
Oh right. I was expecting some sort of pink oboe joke to follow.

What's a pink oboe? Is this slang I have missed out on somehow

red star portslade · Jul 12, 2014

Ashley Cole can fit a mobile phone up his bottom.

spanishdave · Jul 12, 2014

Apparently Fred's secret talent is being able to score a goal :/ dont really believe it though tbh

cloud · Jul 12, 2014

Joe Hart - cricket
Ibrahimovic - Taekwondo black belt
Daniel Agger - tattooist

Mowgli37 · Jul 12, 2014

red star portslade said:
Ashley Cole can fit a mobile phone up his bottom.

And his head it seems.

Dan Aitch · Jul 12, 2014

Arjen Robben is an amazing ice-skater. Almost never falls down.

lawros left foot · Jul 12, 2014

Didn't both Gary and Phil Neville have the choice of professional cricket or professional football?

BrianWade4 · Jul 12, 2014

edna krabappel said:
That's got to be some sort of euphemism, surely?

Rusty trombone.

Beach Hut · Jul 12, 2014

lawros left foot said:
Didn't both Gary and Phil Neville have the choice of professional cricket or professional football?

Yes they did, both very talented sportsman as was their sister who played Netball for England. I am pretty certain the current MOTD presented was pretty good at cricket as well.

The Upper Library · Jul 13, 2014

Robin Van Persie is an accomplished artist. His parents are famous artists/sculptors. He was expected to follow in their footsteps.

catfish · Jul 13, 2014

The Upper Library said:
Robin Van Persie is an accomplished artist. His parents are famous artists/sculptors. He was expected to follow in their footsteps.

When he points Persie at the porcelain he's a p*** artist.

Herr Tubthumper · Jul 13, 2014

Wayne Rooney is a world class footballer?

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