Brighton TID
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Say Scotland became independent and decided to keep all the Single Malt and haggis to themselves. Would we be within our rights to send in the SAS to put things right, if need be?
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If Scotland becomes independent, could we invade them?
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Bevendean Hillbilly
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Yes we could but why would we want any of their shortbread and porridge?
topbanana36
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What is the Scottish regiment like? Would they give the SAS a run for there money?
Brighton TID
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I would suggest that they are pretty hard, but nowhere near as tough as our Super Army Soldiers (SAS).
TomandJerry
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- Oct 1, 2013
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Well, we could, but I don't see the point
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Yes to get our Nukes back..
pastafarian
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I believe haggis is a WMD.....so yes to your question.
- Jul 7, 2003
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But they have freedom. & it's all frae nothin' if ye don' have FREEDOM.
topbanana36
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Scotland does have oil so there maybe a point.
skipper734
Registered ruffian
Bin there done that. Since about 1000 AD and something. If they vote for independence maybe we can get a bit of a rest.
They also have Macadder , Blackadders mad cousin in the audience of Question Time tonight. Though he was for the Union.
Bladders
Twats everywhere
Money would be better spent just re pointing Hadrian's wall.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
I am happy more than happy to be British,i like the Scots,they are welcome,however if they chose to go it alone,they are on their own,i would want to see all Scots return to Scotland,to help run their country,and i would like Hadrian's wall re built,a 15 mile deep defensive line of forts,watch towers and sniper installations,further flood plains,anti tank tracks and so forth,lastly the 2 new aircraft carriers stationed on the east and west coasts if they try anything.. 
It looked like he'd had a wee dram or two. Hopefully there is still some single malt left for us!
banjo
GOSBTS
It would be like shagging an old girl friend.
- Jul 7, 2003
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I say we threaten to invade unless they take the Krankies back and promise never to let them cross the wall agan.
Javeaseagull
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- Feb 22, 2014
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I would.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
The slightly rough one,talked funny,the one that never had any money,always blamed others,slapped us about a bit,won the lotto and let us have it,then realised too late then wanted to split up,that one?
Yeah i'd still have her back...if she left.