Best cockney rhyming slang for world cup nations

Kumquat

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Mar 2, 2009

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• Jul 9, 2014

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A friend of mine has for some years now whenever there is an international football tournament communicated wiith me by text only using rhyming slang when mentioning the teams names. This has become a game between us that only a couple of middle-aged sad twats could keep going. However we have become a little short of material so I'd welcome any input. As a starter his favourite is for the Italians, the Keystones. Mine is for Chile, the Brewsters.

 

atfc village

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Lower Bourne .Farnham

• Jul 9, 2014

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Years back on holidays i used to send mates postcards in rhyming slang ,it used to confuse the hell out of their partners.

 

Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003

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Winnebagoes vs Tracey Beakers (Spain vs Costa Rica)

 

Badger

NOT the Honey Badger

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Toronto

• Jul 9, 2014

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It's The Onion vs The Rabbit tonight

 

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BrianWade4

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A nice bit of South London

• Jul 9, 2014

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Cheating Brazil (for Brazil)

 

Return of the Rev

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Nov 26, 2008

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Flitting between the county league and mates rates

• Jul 9, 2014

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screaming lord sutch v ford cortinas

 

Kumquat

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Badger said:

It's The Onion vs The Rabbit tonight

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The rabbit was one liberally used last night. Not the white rabbit I should add.

 

The Modfather

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Dec 13, 2009

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Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads

• Jul 10, 2014

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Nothing beats Glenn Hoddle calling Algeria - Al Jazeera

 

TheDuke

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Oct 28, 2011

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Arundel

• Jul 10, 2014

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Nutbush Tina v Beyoncé's Crutch

 

Godstar

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Jan 18, 2012

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Sodom..or is it Gomorrah!

• Jul 10, 2014

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Final is between
Jump the Gun vs Should 'a seen 'er!

(apologies for all the apostrophe's

 

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Harry H

Comfortably numb.

Aug 11, 2010

978

• Jul 10, 2014

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Stinking Brussels Sprouts v Onion Bhajis in the final.