CAPTION competition

Hiney

Super Moderator

Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

19,396

Penrose, Cornwall

• Jul 1, 2014

• #1

Had to pause the TV and capture this beautiful moment from last night

"Hold tight man, it's in there somewhere!!"

 

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HAILSHAM SEAGULL

Well-known member

Nov 9, 2009

10,347

• Jul 1, 2014

• #2

Ver eez da Wasaleen Fritz?

 

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beakyburn

New member

Aug 15, 2012

208

• Jul 1, 2014

• #3

Hiney said:

Had to pause the TV and capture this beautiful moment from last night

"Hold tight man, it's in there somewhere!!"

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Christ you were being tight marked!

 

Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

59,487

The Fatherland

• Jul 1, 2014

• #4

Full-kit wanker Herr Tubthumper celebrates another German victory at Fritz' Massage Palour.

 

Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 24, 2007

10,188

Arundel

• Jul 1, 2014

• #5

Hiney said:

Had to pause the TV and capture this beautiful moment from last night

"Hold tight man, it's in there somewhere!!"

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I've turned it off, and back on again, and it's still not working!

 

KZNSeagull

Well-known member

Nov 26, 2007

19,798

Wolsingham, County Durham

• Jul 1, 2014

• #6

"It is as I suspected - your enlarged prostate is effecting your ball control"

 

El Sid

Well-known member

May 10, 2012

3,806

West Sussex

• Jul 1, 2014

• #7

Hiney said:

Had to pause the TV and capture this beautiful moment from last night

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Not quite Vorsprung Durch Technik as German fake eye falls out.

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

NSC Patron

Apr 5, 2014

23,527

• Jul 1, 2014

• #8

When they mentioned water breaks, I didn't realise they meant full colonial irrigation.

 

Norman Potting

Well-known member

Nov 5, 2006

13,967

Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• Jul 1, 2014

• #9

El Sid said:

Not quite Vorsprung Durch Technik as German fake eye falls out.

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Winner!

 

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Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull

May 22, 2012

14,838

• Jul 1, 2014

• #10

Never mind a caption, I can't believe it's been 30 mins and there's no Hiney Art on this pic

 

fat old seagull

New member

Sep 8, 2005

5,239

Rural Ringmer

• Jul 1, 2014

• #11

FFS ! Not my arse...my eyes.

 

Nathan

Well-known member

Jan 8, 2010

3,754

• Jul 1, 2014

• #12

'Hand of God'

 

dejavuatbtn

Well-known member

Aug 4, 2010

7,190

Henfield

• Jul 1, 2014

• #13

Ven I squeeze zem like zis, your eyes will pop out.

 

atfc village

Well-known member

Mar 28, 2013

5,012

Lower Bourne .Farnham

• Jul 1, 2014

• #14

Brief case winker.

 

Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s

Dec 31, 2011

7,356

• Jul 1, 2014

• #15

El Sid said:

Not quite Vorsprung Durch Technik as German fake eye falls out.

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Very well done sir, splendid work

 

Daffy Duck

Stop bloody moaning!

Nov 7, 2009

3,824

GOSBTS

• Jul 1, 2014

• #16

Now just try to relax while I pop this in.

 

banjo

GOSBTS

Oct 25, 2011

13,244

Deep south

• Jul 1, 2014

• #17

Ah zat is ver you have been hiding zee picture of the Madona wis zee big boobies.

 

Guy Fawkes

The voice of treason

Sep 29, 2007

8,197

• Jul 1, 2014

• #18

Algerian player guilty of the worst case of hand ball ever witnessed at a World Cup

 

Algernon

Well-known member

Sep 9, 2012

2,963

Newmarket.

• Jul 1, 2014

• #19

So ist es, wo ich meinen Hubschrauber verließ.

 

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub

Aug 21, 2005

43,690

Crap Town

• Jul 1, 2014

• #20

German physio - "Why on earth didn't you apply the Preparation H yourself in the dressing room before the game started ? Now 2 billion TV viewers know you've got piles."